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._. hoặc (._.) indecisive
:-) hoặc =] hoặc :) hoặc =) hoặc :] hoặc :^) hoặc :D hoặc :^D Smile hoặc happy
:-L hoặc =L hoặc o¬o Drool hoặc Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( hoặc =( hoặc D: hoặc D= Frown hoặc Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP hoặc XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD hoặc XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
hiển thị South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S hoặc :s hoặc =S hoặc =s confused
:Þ hoặc :þ hoặc =b hoặc =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ hoặc :\ hoặc =/ hoặc =\ Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, hoặc a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable opinion on the subject,
undecided
:T hoặc :| hoặc =| Indecision, deadpan, a solemn look, a lack of response,
hoặc indifference; shock - also often used with a contrasting statement
to convey biting sarcasm (e.g. "That was hilarious. :-|")
;) hoặc ;] Wink
BD hoặc 8D Laughing while wearing cool glasses, comedian
:D hoặc =D Wide grin, happy smile
(: <message here> :) grinning from ear to ear; speaking a message to
someone else.
:P hoặc :p hoặc =P hoặc =p hoặc :-|tongue tongue sticking out, hoặc a Blowing a
raspberry; used to convey a joke, light-hearted sarcasm,
inappropriateness, relief, mild resignation, humorous resignation
:d hoặc =d hoặc =q hoặc :q hoặc tongue sticking out and "up"
S-) hoặc s-) hoặc [22] rolling eyes
:-3 hoặc =3 hoặc :^3 hoặc :-)> hoặc =^3> and so on on the left is "I have a moustache"
(:3= I Am the Walrus[citation needed]
B) Wearing cool glasses (often sunglasses). Indicates pride in something
8| Wearing nerdy glasses. Indicates dislike/"uncoolness" in something
:O hoặc =O Surprise, shock
:$ hoặc =$ Frontin' that grill
=X hoặc :X sealed lips; used to convey "I shouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến that" or
sometimes shocked silence; can be taken to mean "no comment"
:* hoặc ;* kissing
:** hoặc ;** Returning a kiss
:'( hoặc :_( hoặc :*( hoặc :…( hoặc ;_; hoặc ;O; hoặc =,[ hoặc :,[ Shedding a tear
>:O Angry/Yelling
>:( hoặc >:[ Angry/Grumpy
>:E Anger hoặc hatred, baring teeth
>:) hoặc >:] Evil smile
0:) hoặc O:] Halo over the head, an angel, innocence
D: Dismay hoặc distressed (read right to left) (Sometimes referred to as
"oh noes")
:3 A kitten face - being cute (Sometimes referred to as "colon three")
83 a kitten face with large eyes for extra cuteness
x3 Combination of xD and :3, sometimes used with "Yay!" when intending
to be cute
=3 A variation of :3, with long, vertical eyes instead
>:3 A mischief look. Really up to no good. See also, lions.
<3 A "heart" as in "I <3 U"; sometimes parodically extended to
"<33333" hoặc replaced with 4 "<4" for humorous results. Sometimes
interpreted as other things, such as an ice cream cone, a scrotum hoặc a
nose).
</3 A broken heart, often used alone
:9 Licking lips
[8^0) Masked, Shocked
:] I am kidding
:[ I am serious / And sad
:*) hoặc -^o^- I am blushing
d=D hoặc q=D Smiley with a cap/hat being either reversed hoặc backwards.
Often used as being happy for no reason at all.
----<--{@ hoặc --{---@ hoặc --<--<-@ hoặc @-,-'-,-- A rose
o<@:0) hoặc *<@:o) Clown[citation needed]
8-B Nerd
:U hoặc :^U Multi-purpose smiley, commonly used to express anything from
shock to a silly hoặc jovial nature. Woe and displeasure are among the
only emotions excluded without modification to the smiley.
8:)] Crazy Frog
:V A duck. Also a variant of :U.
:') Sarcastic amusement, hoặc laughing at something so hard as to cry
(hence the apostrophe tear drop).
:{] , :{[ , ;{] , etc. Moustache
\o/ hoặc /o\ A person with raised hands, first one is representing
cheer, happyness hoặc shout; the một giây emoticon is covering its head,
as in fear, lostness hoặc depression[citation needed]
QQ Two eyes crying hoặc Pew Pew.[citation needed]
\m/ The Corna, metal horns.
?-) A pirate.
:,-( hoặc :'-( Crying face.
|*-*| video cassette
{:-€ hoặc (;,;) Cthulhu from H. P. Lovecraft
*<[]:{> Merry giáng sinh (Santa Claus)[citation needed]
=>>>>* Merry giáng sinh (a giáng sinh Tree)
8^B Nerd/Geek.
o_O O.o o_O; O_O; (or many variations) kind of a "what the hell?!"
look, used when one is confused.
}((((*> hoặc ><> Fish
?? Existential Dilemma
>^:^< cat's face
---O-/-< "Hanged"

<_< >_> Denotes a nervous response (looking side to side nervously)
Ö surprised face
ü Ü big smile
<D}-:l hoặc l:-{D> Mustache Man with Goatee and Unibrow

O-: *******

@@@@@:) hoặc @@@@@:-) I am Marge Simpson
ЄïЗ hoặc εï3 butterfly

9 a parent is watching
99 the parent has left the room

*[word] hoặc [word]*** Oops, I made a typo, and now I'm telling bạn what
word I spelt wrong and its correct spelling. (Number of "*"'s
varies)[citation needed]
}:-) hoặc ]:-) hoặc |:-) unibrow
"\@ hoặc @/" snail

1.
o (^^^) shark
o :( sad face
o :-[ Vampire
o :-[>
o :O "Gasp!" Face143 kiki
o :p Laughing/Sticking out Tongue
o o) hoặc -) Cyclops
o :D super excited.
o 0///0 hoặc o///o Blushing
o o3o Blabbering
o T_T manga whatever face
o (: Happy
o (: Happy with a funny nose... Alt+0172
o ☺ Happy... Alt+1
o ☻ Happy... Alt+2
o :-/ Perplexed/Frustrated
o :*( hoặc :'( sad hoặc crying
o <.< >.> Looking around
o :0 Surprised/OMG!
o :-& Tongue tied
o (: hoặc :DD Very happy
o ): hoặc DD: Very sad
o :-S Worried
o :* Kiss
o ♥ also <3 tim, trái tim (alt+3)
o -_- hoặc -.- annoyed
o >.< angry
o 3:) princess
o :P sticking out your tongue (simple version)
o 0_o "woah!" hoặc "WTF" smiley
o xD "lol" hoặc "KOed" smiley
o =$ "Goofy" smiley face
o BD the "Guy with shades" smiley

o :? ask
o *:) answer
o ;;) flirt with a guy / batting eyelashes
o d---0.o---b two thumbs up
o :-) drool
o >:D< hug
o :-& dagger hoặc my lips are sealed
o :* kiss
o :W blowing nose
o :D laughing
o XD laughing crazily hoặc "ZOMG"
o X-D laughing out loud (LOL)
o \(: raised eyebrow
o =Þ dâu rừng, quả mâm xôi (alt-012254)
o :' smirk
o ;) wink
o ^_^a Wiping tears away
o p^_^q ipod headphones
o q[-'.'-]p reg. headphone (old school)
o :-@ yelling hoặc screaming
o :-# my lips are sealed
o :| hoặc :\ confused
o w(o_o)w rocker guy
o 0 :-) hoặc ():) angel
o :B hoặc :E buckteeth hoặc nerd
o (\ /)
o (o.0)
o (")UU(") bunny
o (::[]::) bandaid
o ^..^ cat
o //_^ emo
o +:) girl with bow
o (>^-^)> hoặc ^(^-^)^ hoặc <(^-^<) hoặc (<*_*<) kirby
o <(^-^<) <(^-^)> (>^-^)> kirby dancing
o (<@>.<@>) zoned out hoặc stoned Pokemon
o :^o liar
o \\m// (>.<) \\m// metal head
o :! mole
o :-{ hoặc :-c mustache
o <(*_*)> Rosie the robot
o ∑:-) Bart Simpson
o (_8(I) Homer Simpson
o @@@@@:^) Marge Simpson
o qo{-<]: skateboarder
o <@@@@@@@@:F snake
o o|-< stick figure
o @:-) turban
o &:-) Elvis hoặc Wilma Flinstone
o ->:.)= Sonic the Hedgehog
o (^^) //('_')\\ (^^) Knuckles the Echidna
o =^,,^= kitty
o <------K Arrow
o -DD- bikini
o <<<<<- giáng sinh tree
o <((_(crayola)_)) crayon
o **== flag
o <3 heart
o @----\---- rose
o c(:) skull
o <===========[[===] sword
o >[] TV
o /.--|----^- M-16
o |:{| man with mustache hoặc caveman
o ♥v♥ tình yêu Face (on numpad, press Alt + 6-3)
o O.O surprised
o (+[ ]-:-) PSP
o T_T crying
o ={D mustache smiley
o [.+o : :::::: o o:] wii remote
o <(o(00)o)> piggy
o >.> sarcasm hoặc suspicion
o d-(^.^)z good job!
o <--{|--<< bow and arrow
o ;o angry
o {|o-o|} glasses
o ()____) macaroni
o -0- solger
o ♦ diamond
o 卐 nazi symbol (alt+21328)
o § (alt+789)
o ♣ clover (alt+5)
o (^-^")'\ embarrassed
o 0*-) Angel wink (female)
o :-Z angry face
o >:-( annoyed
o 8-O bad-hair day
o : -( bawling
o (:-{ long beard
o %-| up all night
o (:-) big face
o (((H))) big hug
o =|:o} Bill Clinton
o ?-( black eye
o #-) blinking
o I:( botox
o %-6 brain dead
o :-E bucktoothed vampire
o :-#| bushy mustache
o })i({ butterfly
o q:-) catcher
o ;-( chin up
o :-.) Cindy Crawford
o :-8( condescending stare
o H-) cross-eyed
o :*( crying softly
o :-@! cursing
o %-} dizzy
o :*) drinking every night
o :#) drunk
o :-6 eating something spicy
o 5:-) Elvis
o 0|-) enjoying the sun
o >-) evil grin
o l:-O flattop loudmouth
o =:-H football player
o :^{= Frank Zappa
o /:-) Frenchman with a beret
o *:* fuzzy
o :-( Getting Rained On
o :oÞ Grinning and sticking tongue out (alt+0222)
o :-}) Handlebar Mustache
o :%)% Has Acne
o :-`| Have a Cold
o l^o Hepcat
o *^_^* Huge Dazzling Grin - it's a straight-on smiley
o :0 Hungry
o %*} Inebriated
o (8 { John Lennon
o :-* Kiss on the cheek
o >* Kitty doesn't like taking its pill
o :p Kitty with tongue hanging out
o @(*0*)@ Koala - it's a straight-on smiley
o (-: Left Hand
o >;-> Lewd Remark
o ;-, Like, Duh
o %+{ Mất tích a Fight
o X-( Mad
o :-(*) Makes Me Sick
o @@@@:-) Marge Simpson
o #:-) Messy Hair
o :) Midget
o :-3 Mustache (Handlebar Type)
o :-# My Lips Are Sealed
o ):-( Nordic
o 8-O Omigod!
o <(") Penguin
o 3:] Pet Dog
o :---) Pinnochio
o 3:[ Pitbull
o +<:-) Pope
o +:-) Priest
o ?-) Proud of black eye
o =:-( Punk Not Smiling
o :-r Rasberry
o :-C Real Unhappy
o :-)) Really Happy
o [:] Robot
o 3:*> Rudolph the red nose reindeer
o :( Sad Turtle
o :-y đã đưa ý kiến with a Smile variation
o *<|:-) Santa Claus
o :-@ Screaming
o $__$ Sees Money
o 8-0 Shocked
o :-V Shouting
o :-P Single Hair
o ':-/ Skeptical again
o O-) Smiley After Smoking a Banana
o :-, Smirk
o :- i Smoking a cig
o :-Q Smoking while talking
o :-( <| Standing Firm
o %-) Staring at a Screen for 15 hours
o /8^{ Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
o `:-) Sweating
o :-0 Talkative
o -(:)(0)=8 Teletubby
o :- ? Tongue Sticking Out
o :-a Tongue Touching Nose
o }(:-( Toupee Blowing in Wind
o x:-/ Uncertain
o :-| Unfazed
o |:-| Unyielding
o :-))) Very Happy
o (:-( Very Unhappy
o @:-) Wavy Hair
o [:-) Wearing a Walkman
o B-) Wearing Glasses
o ]-I Wearing Sunglasses
o :-1 Whatever
o ;^? Wigged Out
o o.O Sigh
o ,-) Winking Happy
o 8<:-) Wizard
o : ) Wondering
o l-O Yawning
o :-(0) Yelling
o $-) Yuppie
o O:-) Angel
o 0;-) Angel wink - male
o :-{{ Angry Very
o :o Baby
o d:-) Baseball
o :-{0 Basic Mustache
o :-){ Beard
o : = Beaver
o :-)^< Big Boy
o :-)8< Big Girl
o :-X Big Wet Kiss
o (:-D Blabber Mouth
o (:- Blank Expression
o :-] Blockhead
o :-}X Bow Tie-Wearing
o :-(=) Bucktoothed
o :-F Bucktoothed Vampire with One Tooth Missing
o }|{ Butterfly
o }:-X Cat
o C=:-) Chef
o *<<<<+ giáng sinh Tree
o *<):o) Clown
o %) Confused
o :`-( Crying
o &:-) Curly Hair
o >:-> Devilish
o :3-] Dog
o :-B Drooling out of Both Sides of Mouth
o :Q_____ Drooling
o <:-l Dunce
o (:-| Egghead
o :-} Embarrassed Smile
o >:) Evil
o G(-'.'G) Fighting Kid - it's a straight-on smiley
o :-! Foot in Mouth
o :-W Forked Tongue
o %*@:-) Freaking Out
o 8) Frog
o *:*} Fuzzy With a Mustache
o 8*) Glasses and a Half Mustache
o }:-) Hair Parted in the Middle Sticking up on Sides
o :-' Has a Dimple
o ;) wink
o :(#) Has Braces variation
o /;-) Heavy Eyebrows - Slanted
o (_8(|) Homer Simpson
o (^ ^ ^) Hot đít, mông, ass Walking Away
o %*@:-( Hungover with headache
o o[-<]: I am a skater hoặc I like to skate
o (|):-)=II= Jewish Blonde
o @:-} Just Back From Hairdresser
o >^,,^< Kitty Cat - it's a straight-on smiley
o *= Kitty running away from you
o >:-l Klingon
o %OD Laughing like crazy
o ?-: Left Handed Tongue Touching Nose
o :-9 Licking Lips
o 8:-) Little Girl
o |-( Mất tích Contact Lenses
o &-l Makes Me Cry
o :-S Makes No Sense
o @|-) Meditating Smiley
o 8(:-) Mickey Mouse
o :-{ Mustache
o {:-{)} Mustache and Beard
o (-) Needs Haircut
o :/) Not Amused
:=) Orangutan
:^) Personality
:8) Pig
P-( Pirate
}:^#) Pointy Nosed
:-t Pouting
X:-) Propeller Head
=:-) Punk
<(-'.'-)> cún yêu, con chó con dog - it's a straight-on smiley
(((((:-{= Rave Dude
:-( Really Bummed Out
([( Robocop
@};--- Rose
:-( Sad
:-d đã đưa ý kiến with a smile
M:-) Saluting
:-> Sarcastic
)8-) Scuba Diver with Hair
:-i Semi-Smile
+-( Shot Between the Eyes
:O Singing
:-/ Skeptical
:-7 Skeptical variation
):-) Smiley with Hair
;^) Smirking
:-? Smoking a pipe
8} Snake
=%-O Stared at Computer Way Too Long
(8-{)} Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
:0 Surprised
,:-) Sweating on the Other Side
&-| Tearful
:-)--- Thin as a Pin
:-& Tongue Tied
*!#*!^*&:- Total Head Case
<:>== Turkey
=):-) Uncle Sam
|:-) Unibrow
%') Very Tired
:-< Walrus
{(:-) Wearing a Toupee
o 8-) Wearing Contacts
o :-{} Wearing Lipstick
o {:-) Wears a Toupee
o :-" Whistling
o '-) Winking
o ;-) Winking variation
o :-)8 : Woman
o ,-} Wry and Winking
o |^o Yawning hoặc Snoring variation
o =8-0 Yikes!
o P Silly hoặc goofy face.
o :|] Robot
o 3:) Devil
o B) sunglasses
o (O_O)
o (Y Y)
o ()_() bug
o :'( crying
o >;( -aggravated
474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a giường of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your cái gối, gối X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons bởi commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this bài viết and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn bởi a 7 năm old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would danh sách thêm reasons but I only saw the hiển thị for 2 seconds...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a bóng rổ net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE lấy trộm, đánh cắp MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE Naruto FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out hoặc is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely tình yêu my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place bạn can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do bạn think bạn are messing with? Don't bạn know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by dannylynn92
link

Childbirth is the một giây most painful thing in the world, right tiếp theo to being burned alive.

You are thêm likely to get struck bởi lightning than to be attacked and killed bởi a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Mất tích a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring bạn riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: bạn crave attention, bạn absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, bạn may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because bởi being a retard online bạn can get all the attention bạn need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If bạn want to be a retard bạn must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something bạn aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner hoặc later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what bạn really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, hoặc take her to dinner, also sometimes a card hoặc a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, bạn wont die...
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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. bạn can never changed the past but bạn must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to thêm be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so di chuyển on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as bạn want until bạn feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After bạn cry, bạn go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till bạn feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by Tamar20
Have bạn ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this bài viết is right for you! Hahaha. bạn know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that bạn have to go to the bathroom, and that bạn think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are bạn doing okay in there?". To make it even thêm annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect.
Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:
If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.
2 : If bạn overtake the last...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy chịu, gấu on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some thực phẩm while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the phòng bếp, nhà bếp was when Tina got trang chủ she saw what the phòng bếp, nhà bếp was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their trang chủ the Teddy chịu, gấu was hiding in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp cupboard as it chuckled...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew bạn would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...


it needs to be longer, so
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posted by fly210
I bet bạn can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started hát so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then đã đưa ý kiến they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 năm old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if bạn do not have permission from đã đưa ý kiến company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that bạn give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a Những người bạn bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" hoặc "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by yukikiyruu
How To Know If a Girl Likes bạn – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that bạn meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely bởi the way she looks at bạn hoặc bởi the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they hiển thị it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So bạn have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! xin chào girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did bạn know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken súp actually makes bạn feel better. 94% of boys would tình yêu it if bạn sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your hàng đầu, đầu trang lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult bạn when they like you! 89% of guys want bạn to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Sô cô la will make bạn feel better! Most...
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posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open bởi themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call bạn Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until bạn hear the penny bạn dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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