I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated bởi you.
I was so Chuyện thần tiên ở New York bởi your beauty that I ran into that tường over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime bạn passed by, just so I could stare at bạn a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but bạn owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
bạn look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do bạn have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do bạn have a map? I'm getting Mất tích in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to bạn cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that bạn made me forget my pickup line.
bạn shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a ngôi sao for every time bạn brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
bạn know you're in tình yêu when bạn can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if bạn had an extra tim, trái tim mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good bạn look.
Me without bạn is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby hoặc is that just my tim, trái tim taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the ngày my children were born, the ngày I got married, and the ngày that I met you.
Are bạn from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are bạn an interior decorator? When i saw bạn the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if bạn were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
bạn must be a hell of a thief because bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp my tim, trái tim from across the room.
Do bạn have a twin sister? Then bạn must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
bạn look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If bạn were a booger I'd pick bạn first.
Do bạn know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I tình yêu you.
Excuse me, I think bạn have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask bạn out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, bạn must be the prime rib.
Are bạn Mất tích ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make bạn the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My tình yêu for bạn is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
xin chào baby you're so fine bạn make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet bạn $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do bạn have the time? [Tells bạn the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would bạn grab my arm so I can tell my Những người bạn I've been touched bởi an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have Mất tích my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are bạn married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear bạn say "happily".
bạn are like a kẹo bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask bạn how bạn looked!
Did bạn clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when bạn left it?
Did bạn fart, cause bạn blew me away.
I don't have a thư viện card, but do bạn mind if I check bạn out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that thiên thần could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
bạn are so fine, I wish I could plant bạn and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because bạn are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause bạn just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but bạn dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are bạn going to Kiss me hoặc do I have to lie to my diary?
Are bạn cold? bạn look like bạn could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
bạn know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, bạn put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy bạn a drink hoặc do bạn just want the money?
Did the sun come out hoặc did bạn just smile at me?
So there bạn are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight, hoặc should I walk bởi again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when bạn have a weak heart.
bạn see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if bạn think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed bạn noticing me and I just wanted to give bạn notice that I noticed bạn too.
(As she is leaving) xin chào aren't bạn forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When bạn fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were bạn talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know sữa does a body good, but baby, how much have bạn been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a trang chủ run with you.
I'm new in town. Could bạn give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If bạn were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was bạn father an alien? Because there's nothing else like bạn on Earth!
What time do bạn have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this ghế, chỗ ngồi taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone lấy trộm, đánh cắp the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her áo sơ mi label.] When they say, "What are bạn doing?" bạn respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm Mất tích at sea.
bạn know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but bạn can tickle me any time bạn want to.
bạn be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: bạn treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing hoặc loving you, I would say "I tình yêu you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because bạn are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress bạn hoặc anything, but... I'm Batman!
bạn must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
bạn must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do bạn know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was hiển thị off.
bạn must be a Snickers, because bạn satisfy me.
Are bạn a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because bạn are the bomb.
Are bạn religious? Cause bạn are the các câu trả lời to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, bạn add meaning to my life!
Baby, bạn are so fine I could put bạn on a plate and sop bạn up with a biscuit.
Is there a cầu vồng today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
bạn remind me of a magnet, because bạn sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, hoặc are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are bạn taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will bạn Kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right tiếp theo to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of bạn wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a ngôi sao for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at bạn with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar chịu, gấu weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that bạn tình yêu me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, hoặc cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
xin chào baby. bạn got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do bạn pick 'Do bạn come here often?', 'What's your sign?', hoặc 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would bạn hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time tiếp theo năm let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see bạn on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want bạn to think I'm ridiculous hoặc anything, but bạn are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have bạn always been this cute, hoặc did bạn have to work at it?
xin chào baby, bạn must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, bạn turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did bạn get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad ngày and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would bạn smile for me?
I hope bạn know CPR, cuz bạn take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do bạn do for a living?
If I told bạn that bạn had a great body, would bạn hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here hoặc is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and bạn are...gorgeous!
So, what do bạn do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were bạn arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, bạn look really hot! bạn must be real reason for global warming.
bạn are the reason men fall in love.
bạn know the thêm I drink, the prettier bạn get!
bạn know, I would die happy if I saw bạn naked just once!
bạn know, bạn might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
bạn look like my third wife. [how many time have bạn been married?] Twice.
bạn make me melt like hot tin giờ chót on a sundae.
bạn should be someone's wife.
Were bạn in Boy Scouts? Because bạn sure have tied my tim, trái tim in a knot.
Are bạn as beautiful on the inside as bạn are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! bạn look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot bạn would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm nghề viết văn a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than bạn he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, bạn turn me on!
Hey, how did bạn do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, bạn have thêm curves than a race track.
If bạn stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, bạn would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything thêm pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
bạn are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
bạn look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are bạn a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
bạn are so beautiful that bạn give the sun a reason to shine.
Do bạn want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do bạn bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your đít, mông, ass is so nice that it is a shame that bạn have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because bạn just lấy trộm, đánh cắp my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. bạn are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, bạn make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... bạn just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that bạn could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
bạn are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if bạn were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet bạn could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there đã đưa ý kiến that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
xin chào baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a bia belly, It'a a fuel tank for a tình yêu machine.
I don't know you, but I think I tình yêu bạn already.
bạn know I'd like to invite bạn over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause bạn are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with bạn hoặc winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do bạn have any sunscreen? 'Cause bạn are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're bạn staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause bạn sure are special.
If bạn could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth thêm than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If bạn were a miếng bò hầm, bít tết bạn would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, bạn rock me like a hurricane!
Can bạn pull this heart-shaped Mũi tên xanh out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
bạn Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell bạn that he needs my tim, trái tim back.