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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the tiếp theo on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't bạn take a ghế, chỗ ngồi and I will get bạn something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some thực phẩm with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the danh sách and removed his name from the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the danh sách and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he đã đưa ý kiến to the guy, "Because bạn have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the danh sách ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much bạn try!!
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin bạn see
My heart
Through this laughter bạn feel
My pain
Even through this mask bạn see
My face
For bạn are the only one who really knows just who I am

And bạn tìm kiếm me
And bạn know all the secrets of my heart
And bạn tìm kiếm me
Revealing the mysteries of who bạn are
bạn tìm kiếm me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When bạn are the only one who really knows just who I am

And bạn tìm kiếm me
And bạn know all the secrets of my heart
And bạn tìm kiếm me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give thêm than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving thêm than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants bạn to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help bạn answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when bạn say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. bạn look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and bạn never get tired of being with us.

4. I tình yêu bạn and only you.-Well, bạn guys get the picture.

5. I will be with bạn forever.

6. bạn have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. bạn shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for bạn to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.