1. ngẫu nhiên ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just đọc about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Victorious Episode, and as soon as bạn read about Russia stalking China as a panda chịu, gấu bạn recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If bạn see Foamy the con sóc, sóc flying around your science class, bạn deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked someone out, whether outside hoặc just out of the class, the universe laughs so much it gives bạn ten karma points
6. ^Give hoặc take a few
7. If you're listening to one song, and are hát hoặc humming another JUST to see if anyone noticed, you're maintening a helthy level of insanity.
8. ^You also maintain a helthy level if you've ever done anything on the lists of things to do in Walmart
9. I can't believe you're still reading
10. Karma is actualy the univere's crual humor.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just đọc about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Victorious Episode, and as soon as bạn read about Russia stalking China as a panda chịu, gấu bạn recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If bạn see Foamy the con sóc, sóc flying around your science class, bạn deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked someone out, whether outside hoặc just out of the class, the universe laughs so much it gives bạn ten karma points
6. ^Give hoặc take a few
7. If you're listening to one song, and are hát hoặc humming another JUST to see if anyone noticed, you're maintening a helthy level of insanity.
8. ^You also maintain a helthy level if you've ever done anything on the lists of things to do in Walmart
9. I can't believe you're still reading
10. Karma is actualy the univere's crual humor.
1. bạn grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five thêm songs, can bạn believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even đã đưa ý kiến that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her tiếp theo CD Rebecca promises to have a thêm natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking trang chủ from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a cá voi drove bởi in his sedan and đã đưa ý kiến happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own thiên nga costume. Look at my trái cam, màu da cam beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here bạn are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look thêm ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own thiên nga costume. Look at my trái cam, màu da cam beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here bạn are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look thêm ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for bạn then it is thêm than possible that with a little time bạn two can go back to being friends.
Những người bạn and just friends. bạn must be clear about what bạn want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Những người bạn with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what bạn want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart bạn still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then bạn are ready to be Những người bạn again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Những người bạn and the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been thêm funny to bạn if bạn *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop đã đưa ý kiến this bài viết is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been thêm funny to bạn if bạn *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop đã đưa ý kiến this bài viết is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.