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1. Go outside, and if bạn see someone, take the ngẫu nhiên person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger ghế, chỗ ngồi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chó only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to hát in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the cỏ on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told bạn that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of súp with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope bạn don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around bạn that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns bạn into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, hoặc window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that bạn can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because bạn want them to open, because it's so hot outside and bạn need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell bạn that these are in no way ethical, hoặc moral and performing the listed actions hiển thị a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
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1.people excpect bạn to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Những người bạn get jelious when bạn hang with other people.


3.more people then bạn think hate bạn and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean được ưa chuộng person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about bạn behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put bạn with your Những người bạn because bạn talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but thêm then 90% of them are just hanging out with bạn because your popular.


8.If your a được ưa chuộng girl and bạn have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling bạn a slut.



9.If your a được ưa chuộng boy and bạn have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if bạn had a good friend and then bạn became được ưa chuộng they might stop hanging out with bạn because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my tim, trái tim that we shouldn't have to change hoặc selves hoặc stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our tim, trái tim is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make bạn stronger.For example if bạn want to be a singer be a singer,If bạn want to be an Artist be an artist.If bạn want to be different and original than be original because bạn have to fulfill your dreams.If bạn stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy hoặc complete and you'll let the hater win bởi giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, hoặc being a creep, bạn will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks bạn can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell bạn where I fucking live so we can fuck ngẫu nhiên strangers.

Stranger: bạn like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: bạn ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, hoặc copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the danh sách would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are bạn remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Những người bạn together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves bạn more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out bạn hate someone. No, not just hate. bạn FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, bạn wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then bạn be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an bài viết - How to Say "I tình yêu you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I tình yêu you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a danh sách why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their thực phẩm (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick đít, mông, ass in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My yêu thích Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend tình yêu the mall but what makes it thêm fun are the following

-When your Mất tích looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could bạn please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When bạn go into a store adress your friend bởi a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if bạn go into one of those store that plays the âm nhạc REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but bạn and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about ngẫu nhiên things. like terrorists hoặc something

Have fun with Những người bạn at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if bạn can try the harmomonica hoặc the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
Western films, phim chiếu rạp about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, phim chiếu rạp about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck đã đưa ý kiến “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where súng were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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posted by grayza_love07
These are the hàng đầu, đầu trang 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as bạn scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] hoa hoặc other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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When life gives bạn lemons, make trái cam, màu da cam nước ép, nước trái cây and leave the world wondering how the heck bạn did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first bạn don't succeed, destroy everything.

An táo, apple a ngày can keep any doctor away if bạn throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 thêm letters in the alphabet.

Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight, hoặc should I walk bởi again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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