I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
hoa hồng are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at bạn trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but bạn my friend!! yes you!! bạn CAN Kiss MY ASS*******
If bạn didn't have feet bạn wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do bạn wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for bạn %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but bạn need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like bạn are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside bởi itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told bạn I thought bạn were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not bạn again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but bạn abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called bạn first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick bạn should wear a condom on your head so bạn can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. bạn just helped me realize it.
Until bạn called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If bạn ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would bạn say when bạn got there?
Wow, bạn looked a lot hotter from a distance!
hủy bỏ my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer bạn the first 25 times, what makes bạn think the tiếp theo 25 will work?
how do bạn keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like bạn fell out of the ugly cây and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to bạn seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop bạn when bạn were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made bạn but we all make mistakes.
Remember Jesus loves bạn but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't bạn go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less các câu hỏi and a little thêm shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this danh sách doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When bạn were born bạn were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom đã đưa ý kiến never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! bạn must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like bạn but if bạn really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
bạn know the drill! bạn leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They đã đưa ý kiến they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are bạn bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to bạn and your stupid nonsense.
bạn dont know me, bạn just wish bạn did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't bạn go play in traffic?!
bạn have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont bạn take a ngày off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!