Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate flirts.
A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
"Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
Guys hate it when bạn talk about your ex-boyfriend.
When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
Guys want to tell bạn many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell bạn many things and it is drinking!
Guys cry!!!
Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
Guys can never dream and hope too much.
Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
When bạn touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what bạn are thinking.
Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" hoặc makes any excuses when you're asking him to do bạn a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like bạn and he can't lay down the card for you.
When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
bạn have to tell a guy what bạn really want before he gets the message clearly.
Guys tình yêu their moms.
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get bạn a couple of roses.
A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
bạn can never understand him unless bạn listen to him.
If a guy tells bạn he loves bạn once in a lifetime. He does.
Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
Guys are very open about themselves.
It's good to test a guy first before bạn believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
No guy is bad when he is flirting
Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with bạn may end up being admired bởi your boyfriend.
If a guy tells bạn about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. bạn don't need to give advice.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes bạn is when he teases you.
A guy finds ways to keep bạn off from linking with someone else.
Guys tình yêu girls with brains thêm than girls in miniskirts usually.
Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
Guys virtually brag about anything.
Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them
Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy!
Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years hoặc more.
bạn have to tell a guy what bạn really want before getting involved with that guy.
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in tình yêu and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot thêm than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
Guys are hổ in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
When a guy asks bạn to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
Guys don't really have final decisions.
When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
If a guy has been kept shut hoặc silent, say something.
Guys believe that there's no such thing as tình yêu at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
Guys like femininity not feebleness.
Guys don't like girls who cú đấm harder than they do.
A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
Guys tình yêu girls who can cook hoặc bake.
Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
A guy has thêm problems than bạn can see with your naked eyes.
A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do thêm repelling than attracting guys.
Guys are thêm talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still tình yêu them more.
When a guy gives a crooked hoặc pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
Any guy can handle his problems all bởi his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of bạn hoặc he's criticizing you.
When bạn catch him cheating on bạn and he asks for a một giây chance, give it to him. But when bạn catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
If a guy lets bạn go, he really loves you.
If bạn have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at bạn and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves bạn thêm than your boyfriend does.
Guys learn from experience not from the romance sách that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
bạn can tell if a guy is really hurt hoặc in pain when he cries in front of you!
If a guy suddenly asks bạn for a date, ask him first why.
When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters bạn and sometimes makes fun of you.
bạn can truly say that a guy has good intentions if bạn see him praying sometimes.
Guys seek for Lời khuyên not from a guy but from a girl.
Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
Guys hate girls who overreact.
Guys tình yêu bạn thêm than bạn tình yêu them if they are serious in your relationships.
Guys hate flirts.
A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
"Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
Guys hate it when bạn talk about your ex-boyfriend.
When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
Guys want to tell bạn many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell bạn many things and it is drinking!
Guys cry!!!
Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
Guys can never dream and hope too much.
Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
When bạn touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what bạn are thinking.
Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" hoặc makes any excuses when you're asking him to do bạn a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like bạn and he can't lay down the card for you.
When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
bạn have to tell a guy what bạn really want before he gets the message clearly.
Guys tình yêu their moms.
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get bạn a couple of roses.
A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
bạn can never understand him unless bạn listen to him.
If a guy tells bạn he loves bạn once in a lifetime. He does.
Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
Guys are very open about themselves.
It's good to test a guy first before bạn believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
No guy is bad when he is flirting
Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with bạn may end up being admired bởi your boyfriend.
If a guy tells bạn about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. bạn don't need to give advice.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes bạn is when he teases you.
A guy finds ways to keep bạn off from linking with someone else.
Guys tình yêu girls with brains thêm than girls in miniskirts usually.
Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
Guys virtually brag about anything.
Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them
Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy!
Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years hoặc more.
bạn have to tell a guy what bạn really want before getting involved with that guy.
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in tình yêu and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot thêm than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
Guys are hổ in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
When a guy asks bạn to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
Guys don't really have final decisions.
When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
If a guy has been kept shut hoặc silent, say something.
Guys believe that there's no such thing as tình yêu at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
Guys like femininity not feebleness.
Guys don't like girls who cú đấm harder than they do.
A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
Guys tình yêu girls who can cook hoặc bake.
Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
A guy has thêm problems than bạn can see with your naked eyes.
A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do thêm repelling than attracting guys.
Guys are thêm talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still tình yêu them more.
When a guy gives a crooked hoặc pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
Any guy can handle his problems all bởi his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of bạn hoặc he's criticizing you.
When bạn catch him cheating on bạn and he asks for a một giây chance, give it to him. But when bạn catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
If a guy lets bạn go, he really loves you.
If bạn have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at bạn and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves bạn thêm than your boyfriend does.
Guys learn from experience not from the romance sách that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
bạn can tell if a guy is really hurt hoặc in pain when he cries in front of you!
If a guy suddenly asks bạn for a date, ask him first why.
When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters bạn and sometimes makes fun of you.
bạn can truly say that a guy has good intentions if bạn see him praying sometimes.
Guys seek for Lời khuyên not from a guy but from a girl.
Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
Guys hate girls who overreact.
Guys tình yêu bạn thêm than bạn tình yêu them if they are serious in your relationships.
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours hoặc mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do bạn put that back?"
I had a lot of fun nghề viết văn these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours hoặc mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do bạn put that back?"
I had a lot of fun nghề viết văn these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can bạn believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how bạn respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can bạn believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how bạn respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS bạn KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF người hâm mộ LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this hiển thị i allways see a new guest ngôi sao so i was wondering how do bạn do it?
bạn WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS hiển thị BEING ON THIS hiển thị AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest ngôi sao is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Những người bạn are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if bạn make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE bạn AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING bạn 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T bạn EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO bạn BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF hoặc I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the hiển thị earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE bạn AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING bạn 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T bạn EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO bạn BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF hoặc I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the hiển thị earlyer!Bye!
The End
When bạn turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
me-every one đã đưa ý kiến the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE tiếp theo ngày
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a dao, con dao in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE tiếp theo ngày
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a dao, con dao in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my Những người bạn gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are bạn and we were like why dose it matter and he đã đưa ý kiến no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like bạn need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because bạn get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!