a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to bạn hoặc
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward bạn are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if bạn are still covered in wedding cake. All bạn need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to bạn in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this con vịt, vịt walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone bạn have a crush on sits down to say hello to bạn at lunch. bạn have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, bạn gradually become aware that bạn have no idea how to lung lay, swing your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. bạn panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text hoặc email exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. bạn promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults bạn typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, bạn grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses hoặc face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. bạn respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." giây pass. Oh my goodness, bạn think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible các câu trả lời collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, bạn are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. bạn are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no thêm hoặc less awkward than the tiếp theo person, assuming the tiếp theo person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. bạn are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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Everything I need to know, I learned it from Noah's Ark...
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask bạn do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built bởi amateurs; the Titanic bởi professionals.
Cheers!
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask bạn do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built bởi amateurs; the Titanic bởi professionals.
Cheers!
DAD COMES trang chủ DRUNK AND MAD
HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.
THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE đi văng CRYING
THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.
SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Jesus ON THE CROSS
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT tiếp theo TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK
bạn READ THIS BECAUSE IT đã đưa ý kiến FIGHT,
BUT WOULD bạn HAVE
READ IT IF IT đã đưa ý kiến Jesus STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS
64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS
bạn NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF bạn DENY
Jesus IN FRONT OF UR Những người bạn HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER
HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.
THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE đi văng CRYING
THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.
SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Jesus ON THE CROSS
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT tiếp theo TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK
bạn READ THIS BECAUSE IT đã đưa ý kiến FIGHT,
BUT WOULD bạn HAVE
READ IT IF IT đã đưa ý kiến Jesus STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS
64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS
bạn NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF bạn DENY
Jesus IN FRONT OF UR Những người bạn HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER
One of my favorite book series'.
Here is what bạn are going to need to make the pie:
* 1 sm. pkg. chanh Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple nước ép, nước trái cây
First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.
Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add chanh Jello.
Then, cool in a pan of water hoặc ice (about 1 hour).
Put evaporated sữa in the largest máy trộn bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in máy trộn until stiff peaks form.
Now bạn are half way there.
tiếp theo add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.
Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).
Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.
Yum!
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knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the ngày the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Mất tích world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
đường phố, street racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the ngày the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Mất tích world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
đường phố, street racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
