Make the best pun and post it here.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands...

I have another one!!!

What do bạn do with a sick chemist? If bạn can't helium, and bạn can't curium, bạn might as well barium.

I lied. I have yet ANOTHER one.

2 antennas met on a roof and got married. The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible.

Here. Hope it's PUNNY.

Whale,Whale,Whale What Do We Have Here ? A câu hỏi About Puns ?
Here I Go:
Yesterday I Had An Important Meeting To Attened So I Called On A Taxi.When It Arrived I Noticed That The Driver Was A Koala.At First I Was Worried But Then It Assured Me That It Had All Of The Koalifications.
I Saw A Few mèo The Other ngày Fighting On hàng đầu, đầu trang Of A Carbage Can.It Was About To Fall So I Scare Them Away To Prevent The Cat-tastrophe.
Yeah,I Know What You're Thinking.Probably Something Like ''You've Cat To Be Kitten Me Right Meow''.That Really Makes Me Feel Soda Pressing.
Anyway I'm Gonna Say One More.
There Is A Big Cat Outside My House That Tries To Sell Me Meat Claiming That Is Fresh.Of Course I Know He's Lion.

Here,Have A Picture About Chemistry hoặc Maybe About...

Yeah,I Know It's Cheesy But I Feel Grate !!!!

Minecraft suks but wood u like to mine some trees with me

Why aren't táo, apple charges called táo, apple juice?

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Girl on FB: bạn may have chemistry with her, but bạn got history with me.
Guy on FB các bình luận her state: Oh, have bạn already got your shedule?

The main difference between a đàn ghi ta, guitar and a cá is that bạn can't tuna fish.

xin chào THIS IS FUNNY.

What did the cây say to the rock on the first ngày of spring?

Nothing, but it felt very re-leafed.