If bạn had a friend that bạn spoke to the same way bạn speak to yourself, how long do bạn think that person would allow bạn to be your friend?

Dood, you're the best. You're a fucking crack shot! Is there a test bạn can't ace? Is there a smarter bastard than you?

Yeah, I think we'd be perfectly fine.

........ Have bạn seen me talk to myself online? bạn know, when I use the italics?

Do bạn really think everyone is stalking bạn hoặc something? Cause they arent. bạn arent the center of everyone's attention bạn know.

I mean- Shes really sarcastic and all, but shes really amusing.

Is she ignoring me?

I think I would get along with her cause while shes a real chó cái, bitch a lot of the time, she does side with me quite often.

I'm sorry. Shes crack-nut-insane.

Am not...

Yeah bạn are. Even bạn go around saying it.

....

*smirk*

Sorry. I retract that. The friendship would last 2 seconds.

Những người bạn FOREVER !!!!

Not sure

We probably wouldn't be Những người bạn in the first place, tbh.

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE A người hâm mộ OF, JESUS. CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE DISCUSS WHAT WE DID OVER THE WEEKEND, hoặc OVER BREAK, hoặc AT LEAST DURING THE DAY!? A SIMPLE 'HOW ARE YOU?' WOULD BE AMAZING, AT THIS POINT!"

We'd probably last about 5 minutes, then they'll start ranting the above quote.