What's the weirdest thing thats happened to bạn so far today?

I was training to cashier at my new Whole Foods siêu thị job, and my trainer told me she had an imaginary friend named "Tarzana" (a female Tarzan chihuahua), that she only eats organic foods, and we were going to walk around the store and "shop" for her and go back to the register, so I could practice ringing up "Tarzana's" food!!!

My dog pooped on the floor right after I took him out.

On Sunday, I was at Chuck E Cheese's for a birthday party. So the Chuck E (the guy in the suit) sat down at our bàn in the party area. My cousin asked him if he had a birthday. He shooked his head and then she said, "You know what? Today is going to be your birthday!" He clapped.

I slept all ngày wait I slept at 7:00am and woke 1:30 pm and went to my class and came back and again slept at 4:00pm woke up at 8:00 pm and then work work work

This.

My BOY cousin and I were playing just dance 4 and I won then he went up to me and đã đưa ý kiến "Why are girls so good? Damn, I want to be a girl when I grow up."
He's 9 years old

My mother taking my laptop to her workplace XD

Well, I don't know how weird it is, but today at work my employer asked me my các lượt xem on universal healthcare, Planned Parenthood and the Israel/Palestine war. Um, sooo inappropriate. Do not ask your employee their political hoặc religious views. Just don't. It makes everyone uncomfortable.

i got a B on a test, i usually do horrible on tests

I was sitting in my tech class (has mostly guys in it) and this guy comes in with a cast like thing on his wrist. The conversation that followed:

"Oh what happened?"
"Freak masturbation accident"
"Oh did bạn use your left hand in the tub?"

It was like i wasn't there.

for me it was seeing the thor 2 trailer and seeing new loki at fest i hated hes hair now im haveing dirty thoughts of him being a animal to me *wink*