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-in fake foreign accent- "You no say *claps* Oprah. bạn say *claps* Opa!"
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My sisters thought that was the funniest thing I ever said.
What's the funniest thing you've ever đã đưa ý kiến hoặc heard someone say?
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Jeffersonian said:
As of today (I can't really think of long term funny...this was a conversation two teachers made me be the messenger for at a teacher's chili luncheon I was working at.) Okay so Mr. S had me get him a spoon Ms. K: Tell Mr. S I licked the spoon. Mr. S: (who is also a part time cop, this is after I told him what Ms. K said) Ask Ms. K if she has any trước đó experience being arrested. Ms. K: Ask Mr. S if he's going to tìm kiếm me. Mr. S: *is silent*
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BatCountry9000 said:
"Puny man not Phoenix! Phoenix a bird lady! Hulk confused!" -Hulk, when up against Phoenix Wright in UMVC3
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kaboomgirl said:
"Momiji-chaaaannn!!!! Come back!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ME!!!" I just started laughing for some reason. I đã đưa ý kiến that to my friend Adrian (A.K.A Momiji-chan) when we were playing some weird-ass dinosaur roleplay game, and he started walking away really fast for no apparent reason. He came back when I đã đưa ý kiến that, we looked at each other, and started laughing so hard it hurt. My Những người bạn and I.... are weird as shit :)
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hetaliaitaly said:
well my mum đã đưa ý kiến there are some nuts on the bàn if bạn want any and i đã đưa ý kiến would rather not eat testicles (i no i spelt that wrong)
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zanesaaomgfan said:
"You don't stick a tack into your wrist, bạn dumb f*ck!"
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Juilet1234 said:
6th grade we were looking up the definition of the word "adventurous" Michael: "Ten common mistakes a hot woman makes that ruin relationships" (x
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adaug said:
1.My bro đã đưa ý kiến "POPTARTS!!!!POP TARTS!!!!"Repeatedly!And had a spaz attack! 2.My friend,Paola,Read a book it said."Yes it's a bra!"One girl in her book said,then a boy said."Ewwww!"And It was hilarious!(It was một giây grade)So funny I peed! 4.Me and my friend looked in the dictionary,I found the word:"Saint"and she went like,"Santa?" 5.my friend getting squirt in the eye with "CORN JUICE!" 3.My dad hitting my in the eye with his Arm(Accident?Sure why not?) 6.I kicked a boy in the .... in kindergarten! 7.My friend(not anymore)Emma,said she wrote a note and stuck it on a guy's (that annoys her)door and It said: I know where bạn live,I know where bạn sleep,*My little ngựa con, ngựa, pony sticker.*GOD I DIED LAUGHING!But we're not Những người bạn now,She dosen't trust me!
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Axel1313 said:
My friends: Z.Witt-Confusious says...Man who makes mistake on elevator is wrong on many levels. -I have a death note...IT'SCALLEDMYFIST!!!! His highness sir pimp Darklord Garrett the Destroyer of all Creations Betty McCune(Mc Darklord hoặc Betty for short)-TeeHee.*in a lower evil sounding voice* -Mc Darklord:YOU! Me:SHIRT! emostewy:PONIES! Z.Witt:HIGHFIVE! (and many other odd things that I can not name because they are too numerous....we have a weird lunch table) Me: -Saying I can find a book in the thư viện is like saying I CAN'T FIND ANY SAND ON ALL THIS BEACH!!! -man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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JaseKS said:
Oh.. gee, I don't know. bạn wouldn't believe the conversations I've had. So, here's one. I was standing in the hallway, gathering my books. Mind bạn I don't talk during school. This guy has a locker close to mine and he was talking to his friend. Guy: There are some ugly đít, mông, ass guys in this school. Me: *snort* You're one of them. And I think he heard me.
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