How many awesome insults can bạn post?

just admit your parents are cousins and people will end the rumors!

of course u can be famous! nobodys ever made a record for most brain damaged

i was going to say u'd get brain-damage but then i remembered u cant get damage for something u dont have

hurry up! your boyfriend u made up to be được ưa chuộng is waiting for u! (i dont know?)

How many can I post? Over 9,000.

How many will I post? .__.

Please come to this line to get bitch-slaped.

Makes bạn wonder how bạn made it in this world.

I like trains, so your arguement is invalid.

When I leave bạn behind I throw a party.

Wait I take back calling bạn a moron because that would be insulting all the morons in the world.

bạn are either the stupidest person hoặc the một giây smartest ape.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over bởi a parked car.

How did bạn live for so long with your stupidity? Darwinism should taken affect years old.

It's really hard in first grade isn't it? Is counting too hard for you?

I know bạn are but what am I?


I know I am but what are you?



That's all I need XD

Your mom...

...That's what she said.

Yo mamma's so.. *insert thêm rubbish here*

Someone please get this dear person a light bulb..

The airplane just missed your tower! I repeat! The airplane has missed your tower!

I. Hate. You.

Fail.

Your elevator reaches the top.. it just doesn't ding.

AWESOME INSULT

...Only one apparently.

I only need one.

















































































































































































Your mom's a game.

None.
I don't like insulting.

Yo mamas so fat that when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad.

Yo mamas so fat even Dora couldn't explore.

Fail.

Yo mamas so fat when Justin Bieber sang, she exploded.

I would ask bạn to die but that would be an insult to ghosts everwhere.

bạn look like Justin Bieber.

Your face is uncalled for.

If bạn think I'm ugly, I won't ask bạn to look in the mirror *for the mirror's sake*

Not even Farmville deserves bạn living there.

Go die in a canyon.

Welcome to Deadman's Ditch (real place)

I'm sorry can bạn repeat that? Your attempt at an insult was to weak to be considered.

bạn aren't worthy enough to see my awesome.

Yeah I heard you. I just don't care.

Shhhhh. Hear bạn not talking? That's the sound of good.

Extra offense.

bạn need to cheat to fail a test.

After hearing you... Nyan Cat sounds like Barbra Streisand.

HELP I THINK I SAW YOU!!!!

Thank god I have amnesia and forgot bạn were there.

I can to the can can but bạn can do the can't can't.

Please stop being here.


Thats all I got off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head. I've never actually used any of these though...

I like this one :)

your mom.....
thats all i need








needs a life

thats what --------said last when i was doing her-american dad

needs a pencil
do i have to go on?

How many? Probably 100,000. Teehee :3

"You know, bạn kind of remind me of a haiku. Short, easy to read and even easier to do."

Only insult I need. XD

If stupidity was a good thing, I'd actually like you.

If weight loss was cheaper, doctors would recommend it to you.

(Someone told this to me) If ugly was the new pretty, I'd ngày you.

And

If thiên thần fall out the sky, did bạn come from the ground?