YO!

No.
I could make one about quadricorns, though.
But then, your head would probably explode from the epicness.
ಠ_ಠ

I did. But it was removed by,
bạn know who... =.=

DAMN YOU, TROLLING UNICORN FROM UP NORTH!!!

I shall get bạn back... somehow....

Yo yo yo
Them damn Kỳ lân lấy trộm, đánh cắp meh damn CHAINZ and mai damn cuốc đất, hoe and mai damn WEED ima go RAEP SOME GIRL IN DA CLUB.

^ Practically every rap song in history... UNICORNIFIED.

(To the tune of Super Bass)

This one is for Kỳ lân with horns on their heads
Mythical creatures kids think about in their beds
When they come in your dreams it's as weird as it seems
But they might be real bạn never know

And they pretty, they weird
They might gotta beard
They pop balloons with their horns
And got the right kinda glitter
They awesome, they great
They come in packs of eight
They always in the air
Cuz they can magically fly

...I can't think of anything else...

Wow that was terrible beyond words. But hey, bạn asked.

Okay, I'll try...

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WITH THEIR HORNS SO SHINY, DID bạn SEE THAT BRO?

Le fin.

I'll try my best......
























The End.

No. They still owe me rent.

We're the unicorns, foo
Don't be hatin' on our glittery looks
Horns that gleam, manes so bright
Horses, better? pssh, yeah right
Narwhals, so out of class
Little girls (and teenagers) drown us with cash
Rainbows, puppies, bánh nướng nhỏ and all
Your mythical creature sucks, says the law
We're made of bunnies, what's not to love
Pick us first, ya hear that bub?

...

I'm doing hw, and I'm bored.

Kỳ lân Nigga.
I like Kỳ lân Nigga.
They, um, have like, a horn Nigga.
They have something to do with rainbows Nigga.
They are mythological beings Nigga.
They are epic Nigga.
If bạn put an annoying trái cam, màu da cam on one of them, Nigga, bạn get double the epicness Nigga.


Unicorns, Unicorns, gotta get down with a unicorn.
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to the forest, forest.
Unicorns, Unicorns, gettin' down on a unicorn.
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to the forest, forest.






































































Oh, fuck it, I can't write songs.

YO chó cái, bitch I FOUND THIS UNICORN NAMED CELESTIA.
SHE RULES THIS FUCKING COUNTRY CALLED EQUESTRIA.
Which rhymes with her name and that makes me in excited so much ways that it worries me kthxbai.(:

There once was a unicorn named James
He has one big đít, mông, ass mane
He swishes to the left
He swishes to the right
When he gets real mad
He shakes bạn with all his might
So watch out for James
Because he'll eat your tim, trái tim out

I'm bad at rhyming

there once was a unicorn named Fred
who loved to eat homemade bread
he sang a song
made a bong


oh i give up! XD