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tell me a stupid joke
that doesn't make u laugh
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ngẫu nhiên Các Câu Trả Lời
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taytrain97 said:
Những người bạn are like bananas.
If bạn peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
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BlindBandit92 said:
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If bạn have bird flu, bạn need tweetment. If bạn have swine flu, bạn need oink-ment.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
What's the Internet's yêu thích animal?
The lynx.
What is the Karate experts yêu thích beverage?
Kara-tea.
What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
đường băng inflation.
What did the green giống nho, nho say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
In Fort Launderdale.
What's a frog's yêu thích drink?
Croaka Cola.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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ShiningsTar542 said:
One day, a man married a woman and both got a child.
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LeatherRain said:
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
-Your face.
What?
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CookieLover7 said:
Why was the math book so sad....because he had a lot of problems
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someone_save_me said:
Your mommas so dumb she took an I.Q. test and scored pretty low on it.
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emilyroxx said:
What'd worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting AIDS.
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Seastar4374 said:
Fine.
A cowboy walked into town and saw a sign that đã đưa ý kiến "Make the horse laugh and win a free beer" So me makes the horse laugh and goes in to claim his prize. The tiếp theo ngày he saw a sign that đã đưa ý kiến "Make the horse cry win a free beer" So he makes the horse cry and goes in to claim his prize again. The bartender notices him from the ngày before and asked how he did it. He said: "Yesterday i đã đưa ý kiến my balls were bigger and he laughed. Today I proved it."
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smartone123 said:
me:hey why did i get a beard?
starnger:cuase bạn wanted one
me:.............
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Chaann94 said:
Why aren't bananas straight?
- Because they like bananas
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Aimee147 said:
Justin Beiber's face. It makes me cry. D:
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RikuSoraKairi3 said:
knock knock...who's there? Banana. trái chuối, chuối who?
knock knock...who's there? Banana. trái chuối, chuối who?Knock knock...who's there? Banana. trái chuối, chuối who?
knock knock...who's there? Banana. trái chuối, chuối who?
Knock knock...who's there? Orange. trái cam, màu da cam who?
trái cam, màu da cam bạn GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!!!!
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invadermorgan3 said:
me: wow this test is super hard!!!
friend: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
me: *glares*
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Tamar20 said:
The most incredibly lame joke in the world. Two Peanuts walk into a bar. One is a salted.
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tdafan121 said:
Okay, okay. Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it...
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blazeandarose said:
Lamest joke i`ve ever heard
Q: what can a bird do that a boy can`t do?
A: they eat with their pecker.
Stupidest joke ever. -_-
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xgirl said:
How do bạn spell F.B.I?
When is the 4th of July?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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POPclogger216 said:
RandomPerson1: Guess what?
RandomPerson2: What?
RandomPerson1: Chicken Butt.
That literally spread throughout all the middle and high school at my school, and it still hasn't died out yet.
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SymmaGirl2 said:
The roundest knight at the Round bàn was Sir Cumference.
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poniesaremybffs said:
Ok, so this hot guy walks into a bar. He sees the bottles of spirits and FREAKS. He. Breaks out -wait for it- RANTING about their order. The KID loves symmetry..... idk..... oh well...
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DarkCEpitome said:
Family Counselor: "So now, we've scheduled a ngày for me to come sometime tiếp theo week. I'll be taking a composition of observations and a full intake of your everday family life. bạn don't have to pay any attention to me, I'll be a fly on the wall. It will be like I'm not there, and I'm an observer..."
Me: "Don't worry, we won't swat you."
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taismo723 said:
What's silver and sharp?
The dao, con dao that killed my father.
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wantadog said:
What's the difference between a đàn piano and a fish?
bạn can tune a đàn piano but bạn can't tuna fish!
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LindzyLovesYou said:
wanna hear a joke about pizza?:D
just kiddinq its too cheesy
..................i heard this yesterday -_____-
stupidest joke ever....
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ssook78 said:
what did the Queen use to mesure stuff a ruler
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dragonzord1993 said:
What do bạn call a movie that was filmed with a turd?
'Shot on Shit-eo'
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SaveWord_Apples said:
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.
I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
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