I'm bored and I need some really embarrasing stories NOW!

bạn need hoặc want!?

Uhm well my mom walked in on me making out with my boyfriend whos like 3 years older than me that she didnt really know about before that...

(Not really embarassing but...)

Okay, so when I was three, my family and I went to applebees to eat. There was a 'miller' sign, so i đã đưa ý kiến "Look dad! There's our last name!" (which is miller btw) and he đã đưa ý kiến "No, kayla. They sell booze here." so I just frowned and walked up to my mom, who was walking a few feet ahead of us, and đã đưa ý kiến "Mom? Are there naked ladies in there?" she gave me a wierd look and đã đưa ý kiến "No...why do bạn say that?" and I replied "Because dad đã đưa ý kiến they sell boobs here."

(yeah I'm a bad story teller)

Well, I tried some craft-dough that smelled like vanilla, but tasted like dog crap left out in the sun for three days, then coated in cat puke. I was out of school for the rest of the week.
I've been chased bởi a little baby robin, no taller than 5 in. (when jumping) because I cornered it under a porch. It turned around, gave me an evil glare, then started peeping like crazy and made me bump my head on the bottom of the porch. EVIL little birdy...
I've also: thought my Những người bạn mom was letting her 8yr. son order bia at cracker Barrel (it was root beer, the bottle looked like bia though), drank week-old sprite from McDonalds (no mold;Phew!),and burnt my hand on french fry.

This involves two of my friends. Let's call them X and Y. X đã đưa ý kiến to Y, "Wanna know a secret?" then leaned over and whispered something in Y's ear. Now, I'm not extremely nosey, but it seriously pissed me off that they had the nerve to tell secrets in front of me. So I started begging and shouting at them to tell me. This went on for a while. Then, in a fit of rage, I screamed "IF bạn DON'T TELL ME, I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!" Then Y stared straight at me and said, "She burped in my ear."

*sigh* They'll never let me forget...

I once fell up some stairs...