who has a stupid story to tell....

This is really stupid

There once was a little girl named Justin Bieber, she was jumping around singing,

"I'm the famous Justin Bieber haha!" then a man about 33 years old came up to her and said,

"Hi I'm Gerard, lead singer of My Chemical Romance and I'm a better singer than bạn so I brought bạn a gift for that"

"Yay!, what kind of gift?"

"This" Gerard then pulled out a gun and shot Justin Bieber in the head and blew his brains out then they lived happily ever after, the end XD

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

Okay, one ngày I was sketching the cast of my yêu thích hiển thị in my sketch pad. I started drawing my yêu thích female character, a very pretty Hispanic woman played bởi a model. These four annoying kids come up and say "Is that Jesus?" I explain to them that it's most definitely not but they insist it's a teenaged Jesus. tiếp theo ngày I'm on the tiếp theo sketch which is of the trước đó character's boyfriend. The same kids come up "Is that Jesus's brother?" I respond truthfully with
"Nope, boyfriend." of course this leads to them asking if I made Jesus gay.

So back in the historical times (One tháng ago) when my class was learning about WWII, my History teacher, who is as cruel as fuck, described Hitler as a tyrant who punished the innocent. Just then, one kid in our class yelled, "YOU MEAN LIKE YOU?" The whole class bursted out laughing, but he got detention.

Ok..once dere was a trái chuối, chuối who đã đưa ý kiến to chanh that i wanna eat something...then u know wat chanh đã đưa ý kiến to banana....hun ....hun....hun....he said...TWinkle TWinkle little stars.....

Once upon a time....Okay screw that cliche bit.
So I was in class and my teacher was talking about the consequences of drug abuse~
Teacher; "-Drugs are very dangerous for your health, the consequences for taking them is-"
Me;" A wedgie!"
Teacher: "-death"
Me; Whoa! That's way worse! That's like five wedgies!"
Class:....O.o LOLWUT?

LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại not me

So, ALONG time cách đây there was this guy called Jesus...

I was stretching today in PE and the boy who stretches in front of me asked me to lick his elbow. I đã đưa ý kiến no.

Later we were running around the backstop in our field and when we finished, the same boy was out of breath and asked me to give him "The Kiss of life" I đã đưa ý kiến that i didn't know how to do that. He then đã đưa ý kiến that he would hiển thị me and then the other people who were with us were like "Ew dude" and that's the end of that story.

So yeah its been a funny day