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What's tha funniest thing you've heard all week?
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Darkshine said:
"Justin Bieber is not gay, he has a girlfriend."
Elton John had a girlfriend...
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aubreyaubrey96 said:
ok there are a few...
1. A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"
2.What are bạn going to do for a face when that giống vượn phi châu, khỉ đầu chó asks for its đít, mông, ass back??!
3. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
and finally...
4. tình yêu at first sight is a sign of 2 much 2 drink.
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Lawli-gagger said:
"Anime is superior to all other forms of animation."
Who thinks of dumb shit like that? xD
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Cheraine21 said:
I was waiting for the bus driver with some other friends. There was also an alcoholic who's sitting tiếp theo to us, also waiting for the bus driver we thought. After a while we asked the guy if he might know where the driver is. He đã đưa ý kiến to us that he would come if he's ready and we agreed with him. Then the guy put his bottle bia to his lips, drank the last shoot and stepped into the bus. He was our driver ...
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sunny108 said:
That's what she đã đưa ý kiến jokes. and Yo Mamma jokes
lol
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
My friend got a 69 on her math test. She got all exited and jumped around the room shoving her score in people's faces.
Hopefully, bạn get why...
Oh, and "Have bạn ever gotten so mad that bạn bit off someone's chin?"
AND today, we were watching a 10 một phút news program, and Paula Deen appeared on it, and everyone in the class (including myself) was shouting "BUTTER! BUTTER!".
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jazzziejay56 said:
"I can't find my pants!" Some kid ran out of the locker room waering only boxers
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xXSweeneyXx said:
My friend told me a story about how she was at the airport and saw an Amish couple. Her five năm old brother pointed at them and screamed, "LOOK! There's PILGRIMS!"
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Jeffersonian said:
How about funniest/stupidest things I've said, I've been ditsy this week (no not being conceited, my mind is blank for others).
-Why is there a priest here? (I đã đưa ý kiến this at mass)
-*looking through my picture files* Man, he's hot...wait a một phút I hate that character *shrugs* still hot.
-I just got completely Mất tích and disoriented, after drinking this, I should sue*holds up "brain boosting" energy drink* (oh and this was at a Scholastic Bowl meet)
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LinaHarrow said:
Guy sits down, singing: ♪♫ "Are bạn gonna Kiss me hoặc not?" ♫
Girl across from him: "NO."
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