because... because... my dog ate it... no wait... I was on my way trang chủ frome school when this metor hit the earth, i poked it with a stick and a ufo shot down from the sky, then Lady gaga came out of it and đã đưa ý kiến "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" I screamed "NOOOOOOOO i'll never let bạn ride my disco stick, I dont even have one... and I have to do my homework" Lady gaga đã đưa ý kiến "Dont do your trang chủ work... Jusyt dance hoặc I'll call Alejandro" So I seramed "no d*** it i have to do my homework" Lady gaga đã đưa ý kiến "But...I'm Your biggest người hâm mộ i'll fallow bạn until bạn either let me take a ride on your disco stick, play a tình yêu game play a tình yêu game, hoặc Juust dance and also, I want your bad your bad romance" So I đã đưa ý kiến "I wont give into peer presure" Lady gaga got mad so she had Alejandro rip up my homework, and that...is what happned. ^.^ So there >:)
I did! Honest! I was in my room doing it and Chuck Noris walked in and sat on my bed. Of course the giường couldn't handle the awsomeness so it disenagrated. While I was staring in awe of Chuck Norises epicness, Swiper the cáo, fox came in and tried to steal my homework. Dora burst through my closet and we đã đưa ý kiến "Swiper no swiping!" but itt didn't work! Swiper waded up my homework and threw it at Chuck Noris. Of course the paper disentagrated and Chuck Noris didn't take to kindly to that. He picked up Swiper and Dora and swallowed them whole. He then gave me a death stare and his third fist, the one under his beard, gave me an uppercut. That's why I don't have my homework and a busted jaw.
Umm, maybe because I had something thêm important to do, like figure out why everybody in the story I'm nghề viết văn are sniffing the narrarator's scarf. Honestly wouldn't bạn rather do that than do homework.
So, I was just about to do it when Nicolas Cage told me he needed a piece of paper for an autograph. I told him to jump off a boat, but then he đã đưa ý kiến he'd pay me. I told him he needed to pay me with BIG money. He offered me ten dollars. So I gave him a lecture about how kids found out about BIG BILLS over the years. He had a tim, trái tim attack. So, I had to drag him out to the yard. I didn't feel like digging a hole, so I shoved him in the pool. About 2 phút later, my Dad asked me why there was a floating Nicolas Cage in our pool. So I made up a lie about how my friend's dog killed him. So, my Dad passed out too. So I threw him in the pool. Eventually, the entire neighborhood ended up in my pool. So I threw a Pool Party with Dead People. It turns out, while I was throwing people in my pool, my cat, Teddy, ate my homework. Therefore, I couldn't turn it in. And no thanks, I don't want another copy. I'm done with learning for a while.