whats the funniest pick up line bạn know?

Hey,i saw bạn on Facebook and i was wondering if bạn wanted to go to myspace and play with my yahoo.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby bạn must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are bạn an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Can I even get a fake number?

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed bạn home, would bạn keep me?

bạn look like my một giây wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first site, hoặc should I walk past bạn again?

If bạn were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

I Mất tích my number, can I have yours?

xin chào baby. hoa hồng are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my Những người bạn that thiên thần really do exist?

Are bạn a dementor? Because bạn just took my breath away! (harry potter joke)

Are bạn black? Because bạn just lấy trộm, đánh cắp my heart! (racist joke)

its gotta be:

are those không gian pants? because your đít, mông, ass is outta this world! ;]

Are bạn a parking ticket? (What?) bạn got fine written all over you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

He: bạn look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have bạn been married? He: Twice.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen bạn forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, bạn even changed your name!

Those made me laugh

The funniest one i've heard...

xin chào baby, do bạn have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

XD

Are bạn from Tenesse? cuz your the only 10 I see!

Baby, I'm a bad boy... but when i'm bad i'm good. wanna find out?

"way xin chào hey..." LOL