who is life and why is he giving out lemons?

Life is that chó cái, bitch behind the curtain that throws obstacles out at people. One of these is lemons. Life likes to see what different people do with these lemons. They could throw them at other people, make giống nho, nho juice, stare blankly at them... And what bạn do with those lemons, that defines what kind of person bạn are.

So we can make trái cam, màu da cam juice?

Life thinks he's "all that." And is so apparently awesome. So, for some apparent (And strange reason) he's giving out lemons. WTF? DID I ASK FOR LEMONS LIFE? DID I? DIDN'T THINK SO!

Life? Life is that guy on the đường phố, street corner who sells CDs. The red guy, with the tiny little horns on his head, the tail, with his own firey furnace. He calls himself Mr. Hellman.
And he gives out lemons if bạn manage to fill out his math CD lyrics. Its a great reward that bạn can do anything with. Its hard though, and if bạn fail he says he sends bạn to his home. Odd huh?

Life is well I can't answer that, I have yet to see them, but I'm pretty sure they have a chanh fetish O_O

when life gives bạn lemons zquirt them in the eyes of ur foes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

life is a immigrant from the Bahamas tryin to make a living bởi selling lemons so we can make lemonnade hes actually a really nice guy