~You know, bạn have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down!!!
~You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the Kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker... that's new...
~(to Lawrence)For a man who can not see his feet, you're very light on them!... Ah, Lawrence, it seems bạn have finally gotten into the music! Do bạn catch my drift? because you're head, it is in a tuba.
~(Ray sings "Je t'adore) I adore bạn (ray sings "Je t'aime) I tình yêu you.. What? I'm just translating!
~(repeated line) I am Prince Naveen *splat!*... of Maldonia
~It is not slime! bạn are secreting mucus!...