Don't taste the rainbow, kids
Boomer: time to see what the cầu vồng tastes like. -flies toward rainbow-
-rainbow fires out of Pinkie Pies party cannon-
Boomer: -is hit bởi the blast and falls-
cầu vồng Dude: TASTE THE cầu vồng MOTHERF*CKER!!!

Butch is a brony
Me: Butch, wanna Sô cô la bar?
Butch: :D -eats- -goes crazy and sings mlp fim song-
Me: O_O I didn't know Butch was a brony. -flies away- oh well better get trang chủ start watching ponies.

How to scare away Santa Claus
-there's a giant cake on the table
Santa: delicious! -reaches toward cake-
Rose: -pops out of cake- SURPRISE!!!!!
Santa: -screams like a girl and runs-
Rose: WAIT! SANTA!!!
Santa: -gets stuck in chimney-
Rose: uh oh.
Santa: ..............mothef*ck!

How to defeat Brick in a fight
Brick: you're going down.
Blossom: -calls Brick on his cell phone-
Brick: -his phone has a friendship is magic ringtone-
Blossom: BRONY!!!!
Brick: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to wake Buttercup up in the morning.
Blossom: breakfast time, Buttercup!......Buttercup? bạn made me do this. -gets radio-
Speaker: let's listen to some FIM
-FIM âm nhạc plays-
Buttercup: PONIES!!!! :D WHERE?! WHERE?!
Blossom: PEGASISTER!!!
Buttercup: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to defeat Mojo Jojo
Blossom: bạn made me do this Mojo. -turns on radio-
Speaker: let's listen to some JB!
-JB âm nhạc plays-
Mojo: MY EARS!!!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!

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