I'm 100% against racism!

Dude someone answered yes that's just weird!

racism is mean.

It's wrong. Why do people still do it?

NO, NEVER!

it's completely wrong and unnecessary. Who the hell put yes???

Never ever, racism is disgusting.

But I'm not judging race. I hate cats, I hope they all get exterminated.

Why? I almost lost an eye because of them one day(although, it was completely my fault), but I hate them!

btw, ever heard Avenue Q's 'Everyone's A Little Bit Racist'? It's kinda true what they sing...

But still, it's wrong. I think everyone is cool,(exept cats) especially the ones that know how to play instruments!

Racism is sick and wrong, racists are just arrogant, uncivilised people

Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

See that's what I mean, sappp!

I don't think so I'm only *'rascist' about my own colour really.
*By rascist I mean make jokes

oh my god as soon as i saw this pick i was all like "EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT RACIST!" haha i'm glad i'm not the only one here who is a fan of avenue q. :DDDDDDDDDDD

I was just about to post that Sappp :)

I admit I sometimes am a bit prejudiced. However I don't let it affect how I act towards the person, if that makes any sense.

ugh NOP!

I absolutely HATE Asian people and Mexicans. (No offense to people on Fanpop who are Asian and Spanish.)

.....Woah

......Double Woah! :'(

triple woah

well yeah Im a little bit racist too I kind of hate chicanos(mexican american) even though Im a mexican
wait I dont hate them I hate some of the stuff they do

I guess you could call me a racist too because I fucking hate people who are racists. If you are Caucasian it doesn't mean you are the best race out there. No one has the right to discriminate.

I love Avenue Q, but I don't laugh at ethnic jokes.

Erm my friends think im racist but im not, just got a high opinion on things and sometime they sound racist.

Theres a couple of things what bug the shit outa me and one of them is Pakistani men who are pervy bastards and look at young fuckin kids and have no respect for women and inoo what you are all guna say after readin this comment.. "white men are like that aswel"... but there not half as bad as them who live where i live, i hate it.

you see tht sounds racist^ but i dnt meen to be racist its just my opinion, sorry if you don't like it. :)

i'm not going to lie. I have some racist attitudes. But I would NEVER hurt or be rude to anyone because of their ethnicity. Certain aspects of other races annoy me a little but that is it. I keep my mouth shut though and keep my less than friendly thoughts to myself.