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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and bạn ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and bạn scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time bạn use the Internet, bạn thank Hermes.

When bạn see Harry Potter, bạn think of Percy with glasses.

You burn thực phẩm to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, bạn go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your yêu thích singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone...

Read the others before this to understand.

I stared around the white hotel room, not thinking strait.

"JESSLYN!" I screamed out into the hall. "Come here!!" I ran out into the lobby, ignoring the fact that i was wearing màu hồng, hồng chim cánh cụt pajama pants and a red t-shirt. Many people gave me weird stares, and i'm guessing they would with the problem that my dirty brownish blond hair had the worst giường head due ever. I looked like i had a lion's mane.

Nico ran down the stairs with me already dressed with his sword slung over his back and his backpack in hand.

I ran to the front desk. "Sir, have bạn seen,...