bạn Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
bạn go to the Empire State Building and bạn ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and bạn scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time bạn use the Internet, bạn thank Hermes.
When bạn see Harry Potter, bạn think of Percy with glasses. *
bạn burn thực phẩm to see if it smells good. *
bạn see an owl, bạn go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
bạn think that your yêu thích singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to bạn dies and bạn give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and bạn create a PJO family.
bạn go on a cruise and bạn hope the thuyền isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a thuyền and bạn pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and bạn hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast bạn out of the air. *
bạn go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
bạn find your true tình yêu and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
bạn think George bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with bạn everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
bạn get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
bạn get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
bạn sometimes try to control water. ***
bạn don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, bạn claim bạn have ADHD hoặc dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
bạn yell "Annabeth!" every time bạn see a NY Yankees hat.
bạn make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime bạn see an trái cam, màu da cam shirt, bạn look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
bạn are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When bạn see/hear about anything mythology-related, bạn talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York hoặc San Francisco-related.
bạn are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
bạn are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
bạn claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Những người bạn argue with you. *****
bạn have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
bạn carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time bạn pick up a pen, bạn think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time bạn play dodge ball, bạn bring a suit of armor.
bạn go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
bạn find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, bạn yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO bạn tình yêu ANNOYING ME?!"
bạn stuff your Harry Potter sách in the back of your closet so bạn have some thêm places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, bạn say: "I hope bạn shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, bạn burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
bạn pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) bạn scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, bạn pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
bạn are known to scream names of the characters at ngẫu nhiên times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
bạn pray to Athena when bạn don’t study for a math test.
And when bạn flunk đã đưa ý kiến test, bạn blame her irritation on Percabeth.
bạn make a danh sách of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy thêm than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also bạn might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When bạn steal your friend's pen bạn believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and bạn thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
bạn write người hâm mộ fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds bạn from the computer, bạn blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
bạn want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
bạn give all your Những người bạn god parents **
bạn câu hỏi kiểm tra fellow những người hâm mộ on the minor gods and win. **
bạn spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
bạn plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
bạn imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
bạn get your parents to start đọc PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
bạn think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
bạn have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
bạn want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a an toàn, két an toàn deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks bạn need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
bạn blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
bạn imagine ngẫu nhiên unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Công chúa tóc xù soul unaware of your obsession broaches the câu hỏi of why bạn were laughing, bạn try to explain. **
They think bạn are nuts because bạn are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
bạn think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
bạn know you're obsessed when bạn lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
bạn think all the được ưa chuộng girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
bạn go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
bạn read page 287 of BotL over and over again hoặc say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
bạn and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada hoặc Canadians. ***
bạn and your PJO obsessed friend start a người hâm mộ club with only bạn two in it.***
bạn get other people obsessed. ******
bạn know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your yêu thích quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
bạn and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, bạn give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time bạn see a guy in a wheelchair bạn think "Chiron!!” *
bạn find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, bạn take the oath of the hunters
when bạn burn yourself, bạn curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter tiếp theo to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who bạn really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when bạn are wearing shoes. **
bạn checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
bạn know which pages the good parts are on. ****
bạn suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
bạn start hearing Percabeth in every song bạn hear. *
bạn started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
bạn start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
bạn never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
bạn ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
bạn start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each ngày bạn check every người hâm mộ site bạn know of for new information. *
bạn try to figure out how much thực phẩm dye bạn need to turn Sô cô la chip bánh quy, cookie blue.
bạn make references to it in school reports and/or to Những người bạn that haven’t read it. **
The first thing bạn ask someone when bạn meet them is, “Have bạn read PJO?” ***
bạn yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever bạn enter a boat.
bạn curse a god/goddess a lot.
bạn have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
bạn know PJO better than most sane people ******
bạn have đường dẫn to every great PJO site *****
bạn beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
bạn add things to the danh sách every ngày **
bạn know what bạn would do if bạn were Percy *
bạn argue with your Những người bạn about if Nico should turn evil hoặc not (NOT!)
At least half of your Những người bạn have read all the PJO, hoặc are going to in the very near future ***
bạn wish bạn could find a cầu vồng to see if Iris messages work **
bạn give Những người bạn and yourself a godly parent, **
bạn are trying to learn Greek *****
bạn keep thinking about one of the PJO sách when bạn go on a trip. ***
bạn think of Percy every time bạn see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
bạn have an instant crush on Nico! **
bạn just have to research thêm about Greek mythology ******
bạn want to learn Latin ***
bạn copy/paste this onto your thông tin các nhân ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a vượt qua, cross over *****
bạn have taken every test bạn can find about what demigod parent bạn would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Những người bạn to****
bạn make sure all of your Những người bạn (Or most of them), have an idea about what bạn say when talking about PJO ****
Your Những người bạn (At least one), think bạn are obsessed with PJO, and bạn agree **********
bạn have one hoặc thêm things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks bạn why, bạn tell them******
bạn have something on your school things (Or trang chủ things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and bạn don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when bạn read this********************
bạn own every single book***
bạn are planning on adding a lot thêm things to this danh sách **
bạn call yourself a demigod ******
bạn wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
bạn plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
bạn find yourself praying to a ngẫu nhiên god when bạn didn't study for a math test because bạn were too busy đọc PJO
You’ve called someone bạn know a satyr.
bạn have AP European History and bạn wish Annabeth could tutor bạn about all the architects bạn have to know.
And that’s how bạn know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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