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                 Fallout
     Chapter 1: Early Years

War... War never changes. Since the dawn of mankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything:...

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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. đã đưa ý kiến you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are bạn alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head*...

Private woke up that morning feeling sluggish. His stomach was moaning like an iriated beast.
S: "Good morning, Private!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "You hungry?"
P: "Yes, extremely, actually."
S: "Good! Cause we're going fishing!"
P: "Wait, did bạn say we are going fishing?"
S: "You heard me, we are going fishing."
P: "Yay!"
S: "You have to learn sometime. Besides, you've earned it!"

The two chim bồ câu, bồ câu into the icy water. Little did they know their scent was caught bởi two blood-thristy predators. Skipper led Private cautiously towards a colossal school of fish. Skipper motioned to Private to open his...

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did bạn sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, bạn want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at trang chủ before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, hoặc something like that, but I've changed it's tiêu đề becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone bởi sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would tìm kiếm for clues the tiếp theo morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step bởi step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their trang chủ had Mất tích all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little chim cánh cụt shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a danh sách of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses tiếp theo to each translated title, as it appeared on a German ti vi website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some trà can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't bạn have any-
Skipper: Wait, bạn đã đưa ý kiến your head feels heavy? Do bạn happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there bạn are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke bạn up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent bạn with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres thêm to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

Prolouge: bạn are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims bởi weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The năm is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, bia mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR giáng sinh Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially giáng sinh Eve. So... what do bạn wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) xin chào guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: hàng đầu, đầu trang secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' đã đưa ý kiến a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. Only two days cách đây had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...