Angry chim cánh cụt in a suit

skipper couldn't help but feel akward at the movies, so instead of focusing on marlene, his date, he focused on everyone elses, Kowalski and doris were admiring the gadgets on screen "hmmm, that's a genius idea, freeze cá đuối, ray opera glasses, I must try that" "oh don't be so modest Kowalski, your cá jetpack could trump that" "doris that's very flattering....", private and Angelina, a skinny pigeon with Brooklyn accent (weird, skipper had never thought private would get an american girlfriend) were spotting every single land mark in the background of the movie, "and that's big ben, tower bridge,...

Author's Note: I was planning on publishing a chapter every four days, but I'm unsure when and if I'll be on tomorrow. So, I decided to post this today. However, the rest of the chapters will remain on schedule.

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    The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go bởi longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her lều, cabin as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon...

*Few years later, The Danish army with Skipper got many victory in the battle of New World... he never thought he will be there to celebrate the victory knowing if his past really un-supported... that was changed his life. But time bởi time, Skipper started to forget his old best friend, Manfredi Ivan and Johnson Davis and all of them finally united again in one mission... but everything bạn took in the morning must be back in the night. But then, un-strange man will bring Skipper's relativity died one bởi one... his bestfriends, his teacher, his leader... soon. And his past will be back once...

Remember, in this chapter, Kowalski is a little chick, enjoy! :D
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The scientist returned to his lab in the U.S.A. and was planning to study Kowalski.

"I'll start on bạn later" he đã đưa ý kiến leaving his lab for the night.

Kowalski sat there, in a cage, in the dark, and not in Antarctica. Like any child, he was frightened. He thought of his parents, his brothers and Những người bạn back at home, well, his parents and Những người bạn were back home.

He was bored, he saw some sách about science and math, and tried his best to reach them.

He tried to get out of his cage, but that hurt because...

The penguins stepped into the moonlight. The Người sói howled. Ru screamed, but Urka covered her beak.
"Where is it?" Urka asked.
"Follow us," Rica said. 
The penguins got across the brook and scaled a tree. They made their way over the treetops. Kowalski fell 3 times, and Ru had to pull him back up.
"Here it is," Rica said. They looked down on the ground, and there was the blue light, it seemed to be coming out of nowhere.
"Is it safe?" Urka asked.
"Um, yah, du!" Kowalski said, very unsurely.
Just then, a series of howling startled them. A large pack of Người sói walked through the trees. Their growling...

This is just a little something I decided to write for mother's day. I should be finishing it, but don't count on it.

As always, Skipper called Father's ngày a ngày off. It wasn't his fault he had to, it was Rico's. He would always stay in his bunk on that holiday. To the other's, it was a good time to take a ngày off. It was their opertunity to visit family hoặc just have a free day.
This Father's ngày was different, though. It was Johnson's first năm back, and no one was going out anywhere. Ivy and Private were simply going to write a letter to Uncle Nigel, with Johnson's help. Skipper and Kowalski...

xin chào this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

I took a deep breath, and thought this was it

"I think I have a crush on Skipper" I đã đưa ý kiến nervously

Marlene just stared at me shocked

"But I always had a little crush on him too!" she said

I couldn't believe it, my first crush, and somebody else likes him. I didn't know what to say, so we both stared at each other in shock

"Um...so what do we do now?" I asked her

"I have no idea" she replied

"Wait didn't he think bạn were some sort of spy at first?" Marlene asked me

"Yeah, and I think he still does" I said

"Classic Skipper" she đã đưa ý kiến smirking

"He still does...

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so bạn may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare bạn defy me!

Cleverbot: bạn have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If bạn say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If bạn don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do bạn see were bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...

Enjoy (Note: No penguins were harmed during this story.)
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After lots of walking, we found ourselves in a room, with red stains on the wall.

"Damn, where are we now?" I đã đưa ý kiến as I limped over to a pole which I leaned on.

Something hoặc someone tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up. Skipper!

"Hello." Skipper said, as he hugged me and Kowalski with warm smiles. Then his smile faded when he saw my foot. (That was cut off.)

"It's a long story." I assured him. He nodded slowly. Then he led us to a small tường were, Rico and Private were sitting.

They smiled....

The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted phía trước, chuyển tiếp through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...

    Snow covered all of New York, and snow was still drifting. The young children in Central Park anticipated the upcoming holiday…CHRISTMAS!!! Meanwhile the zoo động vật were getting the zoo ready for Kidsmas. Skipper and Kowalski were walking through the habitats, Skipper making sure everything was running smoothly. Kowalski was taking notes on the progress being made.

    “How we looking Kowalski?”

    “We’re progressing pretty quickly this year.”

    “Perfecto. How are we on getting that tree?”

    “Bada...

ngẫu nhiên things in PoM comedy

(these happen when I'm spying on them)

* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*

Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-

Skipper: *burp*

Marlene: *not amused face*

Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)


* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*

Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.

Private: Who's Murphy? 

Me: Hehe


* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*

Private: Come on Kowalski, bạn must still have some smart still in you!

Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,

Private: *sigh*

Kowalski:...

Hey, guys. When I get bored, recently, I find myself nghề viết văn songs based on stuff that I enjoy, such as the Penguins of Madagascar. While not totally related, it's pretty obvious it can be related somehow if you're a fanguin; they can tell who can be thought of while đọc this.

This is một giây rough draft to this. If anyone has any ideas to make this better (better rhymes for certain phrases, hoặc simply a better way to phrase a line), feel free to let me know. I normally never really wrote songs, so this is new.

And since I have no clue how to get instruments for songs (I don't do any instruments,...

The tiếp theo morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a thuyền far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are bạn alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” đã đưa ý kiến Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are bạn ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate bởi avalanche of debris.
“I was training bạn for situation like that” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to xóa stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

Chapter 1: Schemes and Possesions

Seven years later...

"Private..."the vision called out. Private turned around to see nothing. "Private, I'm over here."the vision called out. Private took a step forward. "No over here."the vision said. Private turned around to see Henry who was 77. "Who are you?"Private fearfully asked. "I am your ascendant. I have to tell bạn that the time has come."Henry said. "For what?"Private fearfully asked. "To pick the chosen one of course. Tomorrow, your Uncle Nigel will be coming for something. Your eleventh birthday is today. Right?"Henry asked. Private fearfully...

Chorus: This is 10% freaky, 20% fear, 15% good looking Kowalski is here, 5% skilene, 50% test and 100% reason POM is the best.
V1. Kowalski, he doesn't need his brain taking heights, he just wants to be heard inventing at the speed of light. He knows he's unlike everybody else, alone, in spite of the fact that the penguins still think that they know him. Forget them, he knows the drill, it's not about reality, it's all about insanity, and paranoia, making success, keep creations in control. That means, when they explode, Rico's on a roll.
What the heck is he tryin' to say? He never speaks clear...

THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.
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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy báo cáo Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, báo cáo on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...

ngày 4
Skipper was slumped in his bed. He might have looked peaceful, but inside his mind was torturing him, excessively. Every một giây of his reverie, pained his tim, trái tim and caused him to panic.
Skipper woke and gasped. The familar scene was very comforting. The light streamed in through the window. Skipper renewed his cool, and let out a morning yawn.
As he always did, he started his ngày with a few stretches. He flexed his flippers. After a firm work-out on his fins, he bent his legs.
Once he was completely finished, he checked on his team. Công chúa tóc mây up in his sheets, Rico thrashed around, sucking...

While Doris was out with her kids Amy and Atom, Kowaslki walked to his furnished lab. He and Doris were rich now. They have a mansion and a wide garden. Everything was perfect but something was missing in his heart. I got everything. But what's missing? he thought. He nearly forgot something. It was that "someone" who changed his solid heart. He looked around and discovered a treasure box. "Who would send a treasure box here?"he đã đưa ý kiến to himself. He carefully opened it and found a lot of stuff. Little bởi little, he remembered everything but he forgot the boy's name. Was it Peter? John? Mark?...