This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, bạn probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM hoặc Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written bởi Judith Viorst. bạn should read it. bạn know, if bạn like picture sách made for Kindergarteners.
I went to giường with cá in my mouth, but now there’s cá in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my đậu phụng, đậu phộng Butter...
'Dammit!!' yelled Kowalski, 'I-no, not the attendance, I think I just gotta shake it off.' He glanced again out the window and saw the gremlin start burning the engine. 'Marlene?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh! What?!' groaned Marlene. Then Kowalski got upset. 'Look, I'm sorry, I'm just pissed that bạn woke me up 5 times today, what do bạn want?' asked Marlene thêm calmly. 'There's something on the wing, a gremlin I think,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. Marlene went to the window to searchfor it. 'Don't look for it, it always dissapears when someone else looks for it,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. 'I don't believe you, that's crazy,...
Skipper looked at the young Private. “You don’t have to tell them about this if bạn don’t want to.” Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs “I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.
South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all động vật at new-birth.
This is one looong chapter. XD And it has me in it! :3 Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD
Chapter 1: For starters
Monday. 10:03 a.m.
It was a warm breezy ngày in the tháng of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.
Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 phút straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...