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posted by Bluepenguin
Written by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Alice: Ugh, this thùng smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski: Who is the transfer?
Skipper: Not sure, all we know is that he.. hoặc she, is from the Bronx Zoo.
Kowalski: I used to know a girl from the Bronx zoo, she was quite nice.
Skipper: Yea, yea. We get it Kowalski, then she dumped bạn and now you're left to cry in the corner of your lab yadda-yadda.
Kowalski: Actually no... I got moved to another zoo, and I think we're still dating if-
Skipper: Kowalski, SHHH! Private, open the crate!
Private goes over to the thùng and opens the lid...
Ester: Hey, whoa whoa! Can't I get a little sleep here?
Kowalski: Wait... i-it can't be....
Ester jumps out of the box, annoyed that she didn't get her full time beauty sleep. Her eyes scan over the penguins, and she finds a familiar face: Kowalski's.
Ester: Kowalski!!!!
Kowalski: Ester?!
Kowalski is embraced in a tight hug, even though his shocked face doesn't change expressions.
Kowalski: But.. but how?!
Skipper: Greetings, miss. I'm Skipper, this is Private, and.... where's Rico *Skipper looks around* Ah, oh well, anyways, apparently bạn know Kowalski.
Private: bạn know Kowalski?
Ester: Oh yea! He got transferred to Bronx for about a tháng hoặc two long ago. And we had some great dates together, didn't we my Cuddly Wuddly Walski?
Kowalski still is stunned, but under all the shock, bạn could see a light blush spread across his face.
Kowalski: Um.... yes, I-I guess so.. *Kowalski looks down at the concrete, embarrased.*
Kowalski's thoughts: Oh please don't talk about the time in New Orleans!
Private: Uh... dates?
Ester: Tons! Oh! I remember that one time that we went to New Orleans, and Kowalski-
*SMASH!*
Rico interrupts the conversation bởi throwing dynamite sticks at bushes and trees while driving around in the penguins' car, laughing crazily and shouting "WOOHOO!" as he speeds through the walkways of the zoo.
Ester: Hey, who's the guy?
Skipper: Oh that's just Rico, our weapons specialist and crazed psychopath.
Ester: Weapons specialist, huh? Ooh, a bad boy!
Kowalski: But... but I thought we were still-
Ester: SHHH!
Ester waddles over to where Rico parked just the car.
Ester: xin chào there. Let's say we hit the bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô stand, hmm?
Kowalski: ???
Rico: Uh... what?
Ester: Come on! Let's go!
Kowalski: Ester?
Ester, excited on finding a new chim cánh cụt to love, looks back at Kowalski.
Ester: Oh, bạn can just stay there Kowalski! I'll be back soon!
Ester drags the completely confused Rico away.
Kowalski: .......Ester?
posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first năm hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, ngôi sao charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of không gian stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean bạn no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! hiển thị yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. bạn have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from bạn it doesn't mean bạn should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing cá soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets tiếp theo to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. bạn need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. bạn can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know bạn will take good care of our son hoặc daughter. Why don't bạn get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help bạn during migration. That's about the only...
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posted by peacebaby7
*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, bạn wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It đã đưa ý kiến a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...
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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do bạn see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And bạn can be my friend! Oh! And bạn can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! bạn must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! bạn TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! bạn must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! bạn ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't hoặc anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Những người bạn than to own friends..."

RK: "What are bạn doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that màu hồng, hồng play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh bạn wanna dance, prom...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers bạn can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But bởi golly bạn are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have bạn been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers bạn can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But bởi golly bạn are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...
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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame tiêu đề is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a cá đuối, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 phút I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all năm round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees hoặc bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat bạn up and nothing else." He said.
The súng colt, con trăn, colt whinnied again...
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posted by CuteCuddly
*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried bởi Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere giây before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just giây ago.

We were...
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: xin chào you!
Me: Oh no, not bạn again.
Officer X: bạn know, bạn and your chim cánh cụt Những người bạn still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished bạn off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, bạn fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on bạn like sweet and chua sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very tiếp theo morning; followed shortly bởi Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...
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the tiếp theo mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did bạn get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well bạn know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are bạn crazy there are wild động vật out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...
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A police officer is in front of the zoo standing bởi a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown lông, lông thú anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...
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posted by kivamarie
the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a chuột I look like minnie chuột but different. I wear a màu hồng, hồng bow a màu hồng, hồng dress and màu hồng, hồng shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) xin chào where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the tiếp theo thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...
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posted by BrightLight92
Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing quả anh đào, anh đào tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of màu hồng, hồng and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...
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