Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having trà with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a một giây ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are bạn doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did bạn find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, bạn know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, xin chào guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!

KowalskiTheLich That was...random, but funny.

EmoCupCake LOL. That was definitly interesting. I don't think anybody thought of that before.

ThatDamnLlama Private's a drug addict? I knew it...!

private707 XD I KNEW PRIVATE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE SO SANE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! yOu ShOuLd CoNtInUe!

LadyPrivate The ending…

SJ_waddles O_O OMG I was crying from laughter when they go crazy.

evviefoxx Actually, I'm not surprised. Remember in 'Christmas Caper' where they're all cheering on Rico with 'Chug! Chug! CHUG!'? Eggnog is often mixed with liquor in Christmas parties. I'm sure that's the real 'love' in the eggnog. ;P

krazy4kowalski Thanks! I was so worried you would hate it! I've always thought Private took drugs. Just the way he tolerates abuse from the rest of the team!

Annacrombie funni

ImAnEasel XD Love the ending!

The Black Death 14: The Discoveries

posted by legendary7

Private dashed into a hiding place, grasping the knife. The rocking chair was perfect! As he sat down, the door opened. Skipper shut it gently behind him. Anxiety portrayed on Skipper's face. Because he got closer, Skipper's footstep's got louder. Each thump made Private quiver.
Although it seemed Skipper was searching for something, his footseps stopped. Private poked his head out. He saw Skipper's back on his own bed. When Skipper reached for his nightstand, Private gasped. Instead of rummaging through the droor for his knife, he took a corded phone that was set on top. Private sighed in...

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The Black Death 12: Your Final ngày

posted by legendary7

"Beware of False Prophets Who Come Disguised as Harmless con cừu, cừu But Are Really Vicious Wolves" - Matthew 7:15

Hey, peeps! Wazzup? To give bạn as much as the spooky experience as I can, I have đường dẫn to themes from freaky movies.
Nightmare on Elm Street: link
Dead Silence: link
Halloween: link
There bạn go, guys! Um just in case the đường dẫn just send bạn to youtube, just type in the titles/title I wrote in the box and put in after it "main theme". If bạn have any các câu hỏi post them in the comments. I hope bạn enjoy! ;) Boo!

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (3) Mysteries

posted by peacebaby7

Day 3

Skipper paced back and forth in the narrow walkway. He’d look out the small window in the door, and he began humming to fill the silence. Hans started to get irritated. “What’s the matter with you? Are bạn having a seizer?” He asked smart-allecky.

“No! It’s just killing me not knowing what’s going on!”

“So in other words you’re starting to go crazy?”

“In a way I guess.”

“Well don’t get your feathers in a twist we’ll be out of here bởi tomorrow afternoon.”

“Seems like years away.”

“What did Eve say to you?”

“All she was able to tell me is that my team...

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Good and True (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "A Thousand Years")

posted by mostar1219

She was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe her eyes. She never thought that her life would come to this and, even if she had, she thought it would be just part of some dream hoặc imagination from her fairy tale loving younger self. bướm fluttered in her stomach from being excited and nervous.
"This will definitely be the best ngày of your life, Monique," Marlene said, remembering her wedding ngày with Skipper.
"What if things don't go well? Maybe he'll change his mind at the last minute, maybe something could go wrong," Monique stuttered, thinking about the relationship...

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Crossroads: Part 18

posted by Skiparah

It took only a few giây for me to process her words before I realized she'd let go of my foot. In less than two giây I hit the freezing water. I couldn't see..I couldn't breathe. You'd think a chim cánh cụt would know how to swim. I hadn't really được trao it much thought up 'till now. My tim, trái tim nearly stopped when I realized I couldn't swim..and the surface of the water above me was getting further and further away. I paddled my flippers wildly trying to get to the surface. No use. I didn't make much distance and I was running out of what little breath I'd had in the first place. My lungs screamed...

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Featherless Part (1-3)

posted by Kowalski1321

The reason why I'm nghề viết văn these again is because, the chapters were too far apart for anyone to read them and I'm now nghề viết văn them different than last time. And yes I know that that this is the same concept as high moltage but just to make it clear I đăng lên my old ones before High Moltage was even annouced. I hope bạn enjoy.

----Chapter 1 Introduction----

It was normal sunny Sunday morning at the Central Park zoo, and Kowalski had something important to do. Kowalski: " All right, everyone get out." Skipper: "Whoa! Hold on there. Before bạn can kick people out of their own house's, you've got...

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: A Mistaken Chosen One

Once again, Private wrote down everything about the dream again. Who is this close person that will be mistakenly picked as the chosen one? he thought. He hid it under his cái gối, gối and went to sleep again.

Later in the morning, Messenger Xai Lang arrived. "Mail for Skipper."he said. Xai Lang dropped the scroll and then flew away. Then, Skipper got it. He opened it and read to see a happy news.

Dear Skipper,

Congratulations! bạn are chosen to be the chosen one according to your ascendants. bạn will fight, die and save the world. Leave your city tomorrow. Once again,...

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Crossroads: Part 17

posted by Skiparah

I eventually found out why they called the ship 'The Green Bucket'. After a few days I was as sick as a dog. What's worse I had to stay down in the ships' hold where no one on board could see me. After a few days spent in a rocking thuyền I either got used to it hoặc just simply ran out of stuff to barf up. Either way, I felt a bit better after while. Then one unexpecting morning some wise crack came down into the hold to my level. Let me just say he wasn't standing up down there too much. Every time he'd wake up I'd cái tát, đánh đập, smack him into tiếp theo tuesday. Finally I had to start hitting the other eye because...

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Crossroads: Part 15

posted by Skiparah

I saw the sun flash off of the dao, con dao and into my eyes. I clamped my eyes shut and waiting for my life to end. Nothing happened. I opened my eyes to find Hans staring at me with resentment in his eyes. "What's the matter Hans? You'd rather turn me in?" I scoffed. It's not like I wanted to get killed bởi this demented dane, but I was a bit confused at him. He sat up, "Skipper..I can't kill you..you're the only friend still alive." he admitted with a sob I knew was fake. I narrowed my eyes in paranoid suspicion.
"Hans, let me get this straight. bạn set me up as though I had actually KILLED one of...

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Science has it's downsides. (A SpicePenguin13 fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

The tallest and the smartest chim cánh cụt locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest dao, con dao in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's ngọn lửa, chữa cháy súng that he was making modifications to and adding thêm tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....

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Tears of a True Soldier (A SpicePenguin13 Fanfic.)

posted by SpicePenguin13

Skipper, the Công chúa tóc xù fierce leader, đã đưa ý kiến he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground infront of him was the craziest chim cánh cụt of them all Rico. His fallen comrad was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't bạn dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the lazer had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The phychotic Dr.Blowhole smirked, moving tiếp theo to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have become...

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Finding the Light: (3) Blackout

posted by peacebaby7

The penguins were now making their way through the streets of New York. Skipper was on point, signaling for his men to go when the time was right. So far so good. Not a soul has seen them yet…well…except for a rottweiler that an unfortunate dog-walker had to deal with as it barked for what seemed like forever.

Skipper made another signal for the other three to pass. Kowalski constantly stumbled over his feet, considering he didn’t remember any of the training he’d had. But Private, being as concerned as expected from the young cadet, was...

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Luna xem trước

posted by legendary7

While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The chim cánh cụt felt the cá dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, bạn okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering chim cánh cụt didn't and...

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Crossroads: Part 13

posted by Skiparah

Not many guys think about what it would be like to be utterly bored. Some don't even know the feeling. I recall a few dull momments in my chickhood, but the boredom I was under was ridiculas. I'd undergone torture in the battle station, but I was sure that, that night in that cell had to be the worst torture yet. It's bad enough to have to sleep on the cold, wet floor with nothing to do, no one to talk to, and only the rats to keep bạn company, but when the gaurd starts singing..sweet mother macarthur I think that's got to be well exceding agony. He wasn't a talented singer either. He was awful....

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The Lemurs' conversation

posted by SuperRico

The Lemurs' conversation

Julien: Maurice, I wanna sinh tố so gimme!

Maurice: Coming right up. *starts blender*

Ten giây later…

Julien: Maurice! Where is my smoothie! What part of gimme do bạn not understand?! Gim hoặc Me!

Maurice: bạn asked ten giây ago. It takes up to two phút to make a smoothie.

Julien: Then do it as quickly as bạn can!

Maurice: *puts trái chuối, chuối in the blender* Okay, your majesty.

Mort: Can I help?

Maurice: Just stay away from Julien's feet.

Mort: I'll try! *runs over and hugs the Julien's feet* Oops!

Julien: Maurice! Get him off me!

Maurice: I thought bạn wanted a smoothie....

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The Black Death Chapter 5: Skiptracing

posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico bởi the stairs. "Are bạn both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

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Crossroads: Part 12

posted by Skiparah

I remember that still moment when near father and son gazed into each other's eyes. Leeland's gray eyes were filled with so many emotions I could hardly understand; yet I had quite a few feelings milling around inside of me as well. Leeland seemed as though he could almost say, 'What the heck..' Then he really DID say it. His voice trailed off and his beak đã đưa ý kiến something inaudible. I looked down at my blood-stained feathers. Then it hit me. This looked perfectly clear that I'd killed the general. I knew full well that I hadn't, but Leeland and his armed companions didn't know so. I didn't have...

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Look Out, New York ch 2-Seriosly?

posted by queenpalm

Still Skipper's View

"Yes!" the man cried. "I knew it! Time is frozen!"
I tell bởi tone on voice that the man was Kowalski.
"Hey, how did I get all the way up here?" the man (Kowalski) asked himself.
He pulled up his new hand and looked at it.
"Ahhh!! Fingers!" he screamed.
"Told ya it wasn't the Stopwatch," Johnson said, who had got out of a bunk.
"And that is why bạn shouldn't disobey my orders," I joked.
By now, we were all out of our hiding spaces.
"Stop making all those weird noises, Skipper and Johnson," Kowalski said. "I can't understand a word bạn two are saying!"
"Of course!" Ivy said....

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Crossroads: Part 12

posted by Skiparah

I looked around the clearing. My eyes falling on a black and white form beside me. He was soaked in blood. I put a flipper on the penguin's chest. He was dead as doornail. I couldn't have been wrong. I'd kissed death before. I knew death when it was present in a body. And it was in this penguin's body. I shivered. Who had killed him? Then it hit me like a tidal wave. Where was Hans? Had he been shot too? I looked around. No one was there. I got to my feet and walked a distance. If Hans had been shot surely he wouldn't have gotton this far. Then another thought entered my mind. I froze. Was...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 10

posted by peacebaby7

Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice đã đưa ý kiến as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....