Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: Amnesia....chapter 5...

posted by spmana123

A few days after the incident....kowalksi finally came home.....or at least the other three tried to get him there....

Rico:Kowalski..,c'mon... Please....it's us... U can't remember the zoo...or any of us..even.."sniff" your best buddy....

Kowalksi: I told u!! "Shoves Rico away" I don't know this place hoặc any of u!... Why can't u let me leave this place!

Rico looked at him....and began to have tears stream down his cheeks...he went and sat down to calm down.....skipper went up to kowalski..

Skipper: look..."shows one of his inventions" bạn made this invention....for us to find easier routes to snow come stands..c'mon u have to remember that!

Kowalksi: snow cones! There disgusting! It's just I've with thực phẩm coloring! Who would eat those things!...

Skipper:"sigh"...kowlaski.....

Private came up with a picture of Dorris and him..,,.

Private: look! Don't u remember her! The tình yêu of your life! bạn never shut up about her...

Kowalski took the picture and looked at it....and was silent for a second....but quickly threw the bức ảnh and smashed it...

Kowlaski: I don't know what your trying to pull!...I would never ngày a disgusting cá as that....

Private:oh god....we truly Mất tích u...."begins to cry as well"

Skipper and the others huddled up...skipper had one last plan....

Skipper: we all o do something bởi ourselves with him....maybe something will trigger him...c'mon....we can do this....

Rico: "wipes away the tears" ...your right....I won't lose my best friend!

And with that...they begun their plan..will they be able to get their Những người bạn memory back and go back to a normal life ?....

Number1SkippFan Wow! Kowalski's so different now!

sarah12499 NO KOWALSKI JUST CRUSHED MY DORSKI FANDOM :'( at least it already went cannon >:) HAHAHAHA! Great story btw

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The giây past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The chim cánh cụt laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life hoặc Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are bạn hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those cá look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of cá that a tôm, tôm hùm left tiếp theo to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those cá Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico đã đưa ý kiến sadly. “Then what are bạn waiting for? All bạn gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No bạn just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are bạn annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* bạn just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for bạn are not sentient. bạn just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But bạn just đã đưa ý kiến that bạn know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: bạn lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, hoặc thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would bạn define yourself? Are bạn yourself because of your actions, hoặc are your actions based on who bạn are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes bạn are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: xin chào that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are bạn hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy tình yêu xem trước

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda đã đưa ý kiến happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He đã đưa ý kiến in his Danish accent. "Then bởi the powers invested in me...I now pronounce bạn man and wife. bạn may Kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Những người bạn stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the hàng đầu, đầu trang instead of the bottom due to everything in the lâu đài being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 6

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! bạn make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You đã đưa ý kiến so at the meeting! bạn didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do bạn think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to bạn talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic âm nhạc can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that âm nhạc playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are bạn all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if bạn can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired bởi peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the tiếp theo scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, bạn have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: bạn heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying trái cam, màu da cam (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. xin chào KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer bởi my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then di chuyển back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't bạn crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I đã đưa ý kiến in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do bạn realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to thiết kế the blueprint!
Me: Dude, bạn seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If bạn have any other các câu hỏi bạn can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the trước đó ngày flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue đã đưa ý kiến location. She looked at the clock on the tường tiếp theo to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an giờ early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of bạn who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank bạn Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell bạn who tranquilized bạn guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably an toàn, két an toàn distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Những người bạn are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the tiếp theo mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva bạn can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his giường and walked into the tiếp theo room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his tiếp theo recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, bạn should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper đã đưa ý kiến "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...