Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: POM SNL Cold Opening

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posted by mostar1219

Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.

Setting: 124 ốc xà cừ St.
Time: 10:40pm

Spongebob: another năm another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them chim cánh cụt những người đang yêu again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are bạn going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When bạn finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes bạn think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much thêm in one feather than bạn guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at bàn and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the sự bỏ phiếu and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: bạn sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will bạn get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) bạn know, bạn nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

Penguinator and peacebaby7 like this

Angie2468 AWESOME!!!!!!! I HATE spongebob. POM will ALWAYS WIN! You know, Spongbob is Nickelodeon's own show and since PoM was second (and still is second) most watched show, if it was aired more it probably would be first and take over Spongebob, but i'm sure Nickelodeon wouldn't want that because Spongebob would go second and that's their own show, so, I think, that's why their canceling it.

peacebaby7 XD Awesome. Question: Pork broccoli? XD ^Agreed. -_-

Penguinator I hate Spongebob. PoM Forever!

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Psycho: Chapter 9

posted by 67Dodge

Lily looked at Private's house, it was huge, and she saw a sign on the door to 'Get out'. She ventured on anyway, and walked slowly up the steps to the house. 'Well we can look for Kowalski and get the crime scene investi- WAIT!! Where's Lily?!' screamed Private. 'She must've walked out to investigate while we were arguing!!' yelled Skipper. 'God dammit Skippah!!! Stop stalling me!!' barked out Private, he then inched toward a golf club. 'So what? Is your mother even there?' asked Skipper. 'She's a bit grotty right now, sitting in her chair!!' yelled Private, grabbing the golf club. 'Wait,...

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Psycho: Chapter 2

posted by 67Dodge

At the first stop on the road, was a gas station named 'Texaco' an early gas station in the Texas desert. Skipper pulled over, and hopped out the Eleanor, he then slammed in his quarters into the machine, and put on the pump, it started to inject fuel. 'Hey Marlene, this car ain't got no AC, anything wrong with her?' asked Skipper. 'I dunno, bạn đã đưa ý kiến it never worked there,' đã đưa ý kiến Marlene. 'Hmm.... Smuggling fake stolen money ain't workful either? Isn't it Marlene?!' asked Skipper, pulling out the gas pipe and setting it back on the stool. Hmmm.... High cloudies in the sky means there will be...

Clone wars! -Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

LATER THAT NIGHT!
The boys are in the HQ doin'n their own thing, when suddenly, another Skipper (real) springs in. " What the?!" Asked the clone, trying to play it off. " Got ya now CLONE! Get him boys!" Skipper commands, pointing his flipper to the imposter. None of his teammates obeyed. " How are we so sure YOURE not the clone?" Kowalski asked skeptically. " Yeah! Get them BOTH boys!" Lilly adds. On her command, everyone jumped onto a Skipper,and tied them each to a chair. "Come on boys, bạn know it's me!" The clone Skipper pleaded, but all of a sudden,one of his contacts fell out! He was...

Clone wars!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

The tiếp theo day, Skipper began diễn xuất a-little, well.....different. He flirted with Lilly like, all the way until noon, then he forgot the deactivation code for the detinator Rico had saved in his colon. (That would have been a mess!) Thank gooddness Kowalski remembered.
" What's gotten into him?" Lilly asked Rico while they were swimming in the pool. "Uh mmmn?" Rico replied as he shrugged his shoulders.
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ON-TOP OF THE chuông, bell TOWER!!
Skipper was watching the zoo from the chuông, bell tower when his eye began to twitch uncontrollably! " Ahhh!! Darn these stupid contacts!"...

kitkas revenge 2

posted by kowalskielol

continuing on from ch.1......

[kowalski walks into the room]

ko:0_____0 (walks backwards and out)

ki: (knocks on door) skipper!!!!!! i waiting....!

p: wada we gona do skipper?!?!

s: (stands up) what we have to do,...

[private and skipper are geared up with wepons]

s: lets go.

[they hop outside in front of kitka]

ki: hello sk-

[they start firing súng at her]

guns: BANG BANG!!!!!! BAND BANG!!!! BOOOOM??? BANG BANG!!! BOOM? BANG. BOOM? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!! boo-oom....BANG!!!!

p: i she dead?

s: no (fires gun at her)

Ki: (comes back...

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Girl power!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

The undead carnivores came close into view. Spewing blood, and some sort of green goop. As soon as Lilly was able to see their flesh deprived faces, she loaded her pistol, and headed strait for them! It was an amazing spectacle! Blood and chunks of meat flew all around, staining not only Lilly's snow-white feathers, but her pretty blue bow as well. Every shot she made was a head-shot, and she was proud to be able to bragg about it to Skipper when she found him. What about Marlene bạn may ask? Well, it turns out that she was not as bad a zombie killer as she thought. Although she never actually...

Cadet cáo, cáo, fox Chapter 2: Decision

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sorry for the long wait. I’ve been busy the last few months. Plus school and homework.
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Chapter 2: Decision

"Private? Is that you?" đã đưa ý kiến a soft voice in the shadow of the hollow.

The three older penguins starred at Private, obviously telling him to speak. private stepped forward, hesitated then spoke "Y- Yes, it’s me."

"Oh good bạn got the heat blanket." a fox's hind quarters and soon the whole body came out of the hollow dragging a cá that was obliviously to big for her. “This cá is so Nữ hoàng băng giá that i thought...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 8

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski ran into the room as soon as he heard Lilly's voice. " You're on the plane. Skipper saved your life outhere. A-few thêm phút and those fumes would have killed you!" Lilly smiled. " Aww. How sweet." she đã đưa ý kiến to Kowakski. " When X took me off the ride, what did bạn guys say?" Lilly asked suspiciously. " Uh nothing! Nothing at all." Kowalski replied in a nerveous way. " Really? Because I could hear bạn boys giggling like little school girls from outside the door." Lilly said. " Well...." Skipper walked in. "Here he is, MR.HERO!!!" yelled Kowalski as he pushed Skipper twoard's Lilly's...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

" I don't BELIEVE this!" Cried Lilly. " Just because im the only girl, dosn't give him the right to assume IM the weakest link!!" Lilly jumps, spins and does a kick... right into the metal locker! " OWW! Not my best idea." Lilly sits down and thinks of another way out. " Alright men, stay alert. Look for any sighns of Lilly's--- HELP!!" Skipper was interrupted bởi the sound of Lilly's voice. " Let's go!" The whole group follows and they find Lilly in the cage. As soon as they saw her in that vulnerable postion, they HAD to laugh... and they did. " Shut up before I shove my fist sooo far up all...

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The jealousy of a girl. PART 1.

posted by skipperfan5431

(This story features one of my characters, Lilly!)

One morning in the Central Park Zoo, The penguins are doing their usual morning aeroibics routine.
" Okay boys. Today, were mixing things up alittle. Instead of the usual workout, I think we should all go out for snowcones!"
This news overjoyed the rest of the team. Well, all accept for Lilly.
" Uh, Skipper. I don't think that's the best--" Just then, Kowalski grabs Lilly from behind and holds her mouth shut. "Are bạn mad woman! Skipper never takes us out to get snowcones this early in the morning." "Yeah!" Private chimes in with a hushed whisper....

Battle of the Borough C2

posted by beastialmoon

In this chapter, the Identity of the female chim cánh cụt is revealed. The names of the Wheeler’s team is revealed. And a surprise from an unexpected chim cánh cụt in their habitat could change everything…
PS! If bạn can find the bible reference, bạn win a cyber cookie!

Chapter 2

The ngày began like any other. It had been two days since Private first met the strange girl penguin. He and the others were rescuing Julien from the baboons who had grown tired of his loud and ludicrous dancing. Private was standing off to the side, awaiting orders. The team was almost ignoring him. It...

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Skipper&Marlene: Seeking Privacy 2

posted by Sandrei

Chapter 2: In the Supermarket

Kowalski made a nervous vòng tròn and glanced once again at the nearest shelf. His favourite “Malado” bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô was nowhere to be seen. He cursed silently under his beak , grabbed his pen and crossed out two cans of tuna from the shopping list.
Private was wriggling uncomfortably in his baby seat, struggling to reach a megapack of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ Winkies, while Rico was busy searching for some Dolly thực phẩm nearby.
“Rico, stop messing around!” barked Kowalski, immensely irritated, as the một giây tallest chim cánh cụt accidently knocked against a pile of green cans, standing...

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Skipper's Sick Nurses chapter 2

posted by Sandrei

Here comes chap 2:)

CHAPTER TWO: chim cánh cụt Tea

Her face was covered with fog. Her green eyes anxious, teary, full of empathy and concern. She wore the same expression when leaning over him down the sewer, after she’d saved him from drowning.
He was too weak to move, but he felt his cheeks blushing from anger and embarrassment. He’d never thrown up in front of a girl before. He knew she caught the sight of him vomiting as he could hear her terrified voice.
“Guys, seems like he’s already woke up!” she informed the rest of the team, while dabbing Skipper’s forehead with a damp cloth. Skipper...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act II

posted by beastialmoon

RATED T! Will be some violence and cautionary moments of drama. I own nothing.

Private lay in his bunk. He had run from these memories for the longest time now. The zoo’s gần đây encounter with near-ruin brought back all those painful years of fighting. He was a killer, through and through. He tried to escape it, but no one can escape how they were raised.

Lay beside me
Tell me what they've done

Skipper sat in silence, watching the young chim cánh cụt toss in his sleep. What sad troubles were going through his mind? Skipper knew about his past. But it was something Private had to tell the others. It...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The tiếp theo day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small bàn so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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The chim cánh cụt zone: 1 Nightmare @ 20,000 feet part 3

posted by 67Dodge

'Dammit!!' yelled Kowalski, 'I-no, not the attendance, I think I just gotta shake it off.' He glanced again out the window and saw the gremlin start burning the engine. 'Marlene?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh! What?!' groaned Marlene. Then Kowalski got upset. 'Look, I'm sorry, I'm just pissed that bạn woke me up 5 times today, what do bạn want?' asked Marlene thêm calmly. 'There's something on the wing, a gremlin I think,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. Marlene went to the window to searchfor it. 'Don't look for it, it always dissapears when someone else looks for it,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. 'I don't believe you, that's crazy,...

The Unforgiven Trilogy: Act One

posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if bạn don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all động vật at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...

My PoM fantaisie World

posted by Metallica1147

My PoM fantaisie World

Well if bạn read my PoM người hâm mộ fiction stories, that pretty much my fantasy, but if bạn haven’t I’ll tell bạn guys. Well first of all I’m an con rái cá, rái cá just chilling at the zoo with the penguins, Marlene :3 XD! Also the lemurs (from time to time :p) and also everyone else in the zoo. And someone people do know I like Marlene, so bạn are maybe thinking “Okay you’re an con rái cá, rái cá so I’m guessing Branlene happens instead of Skilene -_-” Well… nope, I let Skilene happen, so Skipper and Marlene are together and also I dedicated...

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A một giây chance for tình yêu (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

The tiếp theo night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

Voliet's Revenge: 2

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Alright,men" Skipper whispered where Kaitlyn wouldn't hear,"We'll allow her to stay, but keep an extremly close eye on her, I don't trust her at all." The boys nodded. They came out of the huddle. "It took bạn long enough, and bởi the way, I'm Kaitlyn." She said. She had a tinky little smile on her face. "We'll allow bạn to stay.......... for now, but the first little trick, you're out." "I understand." Kaitlyn sighed. "Good." Skipper said. Kaitlyn sighed again, it seemt like everyone was supicious of her. Maybe it was because of how she looked. No, that couldn't be it. She was to pretty. "Oh...