It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…
Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do bạn turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"
One bởi one, each chim cánh cụt demonstrated their Fighting Moves against the Robot. Kowalski, Rico and Skipper do well. Now, it was Private’s turn…
Skipper: "Ready, Soldier?"
Private: [Nervously looks at the Robot] "Um, let’s get on with it, then!"
Private gets ready. Suddenly, the Robot turns itself on again, ready to take on Private…
Kowalski: [Encourages Private] "You can do it, Private!"
Private: "Stand where bạn are, Robot! As no one has ever dealt with bạn in a horrific manner, I’ll smash bạn to bits!"
Private leaps in the air, ready to kick the robot. However, as the robot had a hard metal surface, Private’s leg goes badly injured!
Private: "Ow! My leg!!!"
As Private lay on the floor, the Robot starts smacking him.
Skipper: "Kowalski, do something!"
Kowalski: "It’s out of control! It won’t stop until it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: “Rico?”
The Robot hits Private incredibly hard on the head, knocking him unconscious. Rico comes between Private and the Robot. He takes out a stick of dynamite and throws it at the Robot, causing it to explode. Skipper and Kowalski rush to Private, who still lay on the floor, unconscious...
Skipper: [Worries] "Private? Private!!!" [Turns to Kowalski] "Kowalski, analysis!"
Rico: "Brivatte ('Private')?"
Kowalski takes out his medical supplies from his lab and checks to see what happened to Private’s leg. It was obviously broken!
Kowalski: "Oh, no! Skipper, he needs to see the doctor…"
Rico: "Watahapened ('What happened')?"
Kowalski: "Well… it appears that his leg might be broken!"
Skipper: [Slaps Private] "Wake up, soldier!"
Private doesn’t wake up. Skipper shakes him, which is not supposed to be done on an unconscious victim...
Kowalski: [Gulps] "Is he okay?"
Skipper: [Upset] "I don’t know. Let’s take him to the Veterinarian!"
Kowalski: "But Skipper, I… I can do tests on him. Isn’t he afraid of that…?"
Skipper: [A bit angry] "No, need Kowalski! You’ve helped enough!"
tiếp theo morning, Alice takes Private to the Veterinary Office. Private wakes up, confused. The doctor treats him and bandages his leg. The doctor locks him in a cage (As done to Skipper in ‘I Was a chim cánh cụt Zombie’) and after a few hours, Alice comes back to the Vet…
Alice: "So, how is he doing?"
Doctor: "He’s perfectly alright. He wasn't screaming when I bandaged him." [Pats Private on the head] "Good boy!"
Alice: "Will he be able to go back now?"
Doctor: "Absolutely! He'll be fine!"
*To be Continued...
Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do bạn turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"
One bởi one, each chim cánh cụt demonstrated their Fighting Moves against the Robot. Kowalski, Rico and Skipper do well. Now, it was Private’s turn…
Skipper: "Ready, Soldier?"
Private: [Nervously looks at the Robot] "Um, let’s get on with it, then!"
Private gets ready. Suddenly, the Robot turns itself on again, ready to take on Private…
Kowalski: [Encourages Private] "You can do it, Private!"
Private: "Stand where bạn are, Robot! As no one has ever dealt with bạn in a horrific manner, I’ll smash bạn to bits!"
Private leaps in the air, ready to kick the robot. However, as the robot had a hard metal surface, Private’s leg goes badly injured!
Private: "Ow! My leg!!!"
As Private lay on the floor, the Robot starts smacking him.
Skipper: "Kowalski, do something!"
Kowalski: "It’s out of control! It won’t stop until it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: “Rico?”
The Robot hits Private incredibly hard on the head, knocking him unconscious. Rico comes between Private and the Robot. He takes out a stick of dynamite and throws it at the Robot, causing it to explode. Skipper and Kowalski rush to Private, who still lay on the floor, unconscious...
Skipper: [Worries] "Private? Private!!!" [Turns to Kowalski] "Kowalski, analysis!"
Rico: "Brivatte ('Private')?"
Kowalski takes out his medical supplies from his lab and checks to see what happened to Private’s leg. It was obviously broken!
Kowalski: "Oh, no! Skipper, he needs to see the doctor…"
Rico: "Watahapened ('What happened')?"
Kowalski: "Well… it appears that his leg might be broken!"
Skipper: [Slaps Private] "Wake up, soldier!"
Private doesn’t wake up. Skipper shakes him, which is not supposed to be done on an unconscious victim...
Kowalski: [Gulps] "Is he okay?"
Skipper: [Upset] "I don’t know. Let’s take him to the Veterinarian!"
Kowalski: "But Skipper, I… I can do tests on him. Isn’t he afraid of that…?"
Skipper: [A bit angry] "No, need Kowalski! You’ve helped enough!"
tiếp theo morning, Alice takes Private to the Veterinary Office. Private wakes up, confused. The doctor treats him and bandages his leg. The doctor locks him in a cage (As done to Skipper in ‘I Was a chim cánh cụt Zombie’) and after a few hours, Alice comes back to the Vet…
Alice: "So, how is he doing?"
Doctor: "He’s perfectly alright. He wasn't screaming when I bandaged him." [Pats Private on the head] "Good boy!"
Alice: "Will he be able to go back now?"
Doctor: "Absolutely! He'll be fine!"
*To be Continued...
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony and Lunicorns Are Made bởi Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made bởi Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! hoặc Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony and Lunicorns Are Made bởi Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made bởi Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! hoặc Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: xin chào Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny hiển thị it's The Late Late hiển thị with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do bạn Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: xin chào Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can bạn Do Something For me?
*The tiếp theo Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having bạn Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently bạn Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: xin chào Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny hiển thị it's The Late Late hiển thị with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do bạn Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: xin chào Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can bạn Do Something For me?
*The tiếp theo Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having bạn Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently bạn Are.
*The End!*