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Arrogance in step, Kowalski enters the zoo after leaving Ester at the park. His "bad boy levels" are increasing, and thoughts of destruction and mad stunts entertain Kowalski's mind.

Kowalski's Thoughts: Maybe I should go "redecorate" the vong linh, vượn cáo habitat, hiển thị 'em whose king in this zoo.

At The HQ:
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!! Hurry up!!!
Private: I can't find anything, Skippa!!!

Private scatters Kowalski's equipment everywhere, trying to find something labeled with a drawing of the antidote.

Private's Thoughts: What if I can't find anything to fix Kowalski? Oh dear!

Private trips on something lying on the floor.

Private: Oof!... What's this?

He turns the mechanism around, and sees that it is labeled "Fnoafue oreyvcnfi", but has a drawing of a brain on it and some electromagnetic waves.

Skipper: PRIVATE!!!!!!

With no other choice besides the strange device, Private dashes out and climbs up the ladder with Skipper.

At The vong linh, vượn cáo Habitat:
Maurice is preparing a sinh tố for King Julien, before he takes his "Royal Siesta" and pedicure.

Julien: Hurry up Maurice! I want to taste the fruity fruitiness of my super duper ultra trái xoài, xoài mix smoothie!
Maurice: *sigh* Coming, your majesty.

Mort is eating a banana.

Mort: Tee-hee! This trái chuối, chuối is yummy!

Kowalski, watching from a small point of the habitat, flips into the air... holding two dynamite sticks.... (this could get destructive o_o)...

*BLAAAM!!!*

Julien/Maurice/Mort: AHHH!
Mort: The blowy up sticks are too loud!!!
Kowalski throws the other stick at Julien's ngôi vua, ngai vàng once he has landed.

*KABOOM!!!!*

Julien: AHH! My beautiful throne!!!! NOOOOOOOO!

Kowalski smiles evilly and decides to pull out another destructive item, but this time, an ax. He jumps to the blender filled with the soon to have been sinh tố and chops it straight in half.

Maurice: That penguin's gone nuts!!! O_O

Kowalski's bad boy face changes abruptly to a psychotic and mentally disturbed face, and his "bad boy" levels are spiking to an even higher intensity.

Kowalski: Abwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! >:D
Skipper: Stop!!!

Kowalski turns around to see Skipper with hands on his hips, and Private looking at him with a "O_O ...T-that's not Kowalski... O_O" face and holding the weird device.

Kowalski stands up and returns to his bad boy self, glaring at Skipper.

Kowalski: xin chào what's up, flathead. Haven't been 'round to stay and chat, had some thêm important things to do besides talk to bạn and Lunacorn boy over there. *Points to Private.*

Not sure if to take that as an insult hoặc not, Private stands silent.

Skipper: I know bạn were only trying to impress Emerald-
Kowalski: Ester.
Skipper: Right, Ester.... but we can't have bạn running around like a crazy maniac, because there already is someone on the job for that!
Private: Kowalski, if bạn stay yourself I'm sure she will like bạn eventually!
Skipper: Yea, so why don't bạn just put down the ax, and-
Kowalski: Really? That's the best excuse you've got? Why don't bạn put down some of this!

Kowalski jumps into the air and ax in hand, is about to slice Skipper in two, when Private stand in front of him and presses the red button on the machine.

Private: No!

Kowalski's ax wedges right into the dial pad of the laser/box shaped object, and it starts to beep, smoke and shoot neon waves out of the front. Skipper and Private start to back away, scared that it might explode, but Kowalski, unaware of the hazard, get's shot with one of the neon waves.

Kowalski: Gah!!!

He falls to the floor in pain, sparks of electricity flickering across his feathers and he grinds his beak.

Private: *Gasp!*
Skipper: Kowalski!!!

He begins to writher on the floor, electricity still jerking his body in uncontrolled spasms, and suddenly remains silent.
“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she đã đưa ý kiến to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where bạn can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t bạn those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do bạn want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that con rái cá, rái cá friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks cách đây when bạn đã đưa ý kiến you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he đã đưa ý kiến with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra trái xoài, xoài for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You đã đưa ý kiến your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien đã đưa ý kiến before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene đã đưa ý kiến one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene chim bồ câu, bồ câu into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope bạn all enjoy them. bởi the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why bạn would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank bạn for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting tiếp theo to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't di chuyển as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are bạn in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The chim cánh cụt in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Nữ hoàng băng giá is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he đã đưa ý kiến pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat tiếp theo to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic động vật had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did bạn manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the hàng đầu, đầu trang bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The cá heo Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking trà and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I đã đưa ý kiến to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did bạn ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do hoặc die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a chuột again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have bạn ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope bạn enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few thêm touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now hoặc never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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