Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the một giây chuột gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I tình yêu defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If búp bê barbie is so popular, why do bạn have to buy her friends?
If bạn ain't makin' waves, bạn ain't kickin' hard enough!
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