# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The ti vi network shows a promo for a re-screen and bạn can name episode tiêu đề AND number.
# bạn wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# bạn have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks bạn off
# bạn find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# bạn find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# bạn see everywhere someone who reminds bạn of an NCIS character, bạn could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# bạn actually consider a con nhện, nhện web tattoo on your neck
# bạn begin building a thuyền in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# bạn super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# bạn look on the Internet for a Mighty chuột stapler
# bạn postpone needed surgery because bạn might still be under when the hiển thị comes on
# bạn ask a bunch of nuns if bạn can bowl with them
# bạn take to drinking strong black sugarless pop bởi the gallon
# bạn teeter on impossible stilettos
# bạn confuse English expressions
# bạn start talking to any dead creature
# bạn talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# bạn hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# bạn drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# bạn take to wearing a dog cổ áo with studs hoặc spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# bạn dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only bạn can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that bạn can name Bart
# bạn dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# bạn become a Goth
# bạn start wearing black lipstick
# bạn have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" hoặc "On it boss!"
# bạn write novels using your workmates as your nguồn of inspiration
# bạn get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright trái cam, màu da cam beanie
# bạn only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear hoặc silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# bạn start referring to water mát, máy làm mát gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# bạn refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and bạn were never in the Navy
# bạn talk about 'zulu time'
# bạn 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# bạn insist that the một giây B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# bạn can eat cold pizza, bánh pizza without your stomach churning
# bạn can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# bạn have frat brothers even if bạn haven't the foggiest what that is
# bạn start threatening people that bug bạn that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# bạn give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# bạn sleep with a gun under your pillow
# bạn give your lover honey dust
# bạn take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# bạn have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a thuyền in your basement, even though bạn will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking rượu whisky ngô, bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple
# bạn give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# bạn start addressing people, particularly men, bởi their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# bạn connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# bạn become versed in ballistics
# bạn become fascinated bởi military acronyms
# bạn begin calling your boss "Director"
# bạn call wild drivers "Zivas"
# bạn discover bạn can instill fear in people simply bởi glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support bạn say 'on your six'
# bạn think the FBI is inefficient
# bạn consider bạn and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# bạn begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# bạn suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with hoặc without the cover (cap/hat)
# bạn want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# bạn become a bomb disposal expert
# bạn consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# bạn spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on người hâm mộ Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# bạn buy DVD copies of phim chiếu rạp that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are phim chiếu rạp bạn wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# bạn spend another large amount of your time đọc NCIS Fiction on người hâm mộ Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# bạn get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if bạn don't like the shows
# bạn rout bạn Tube for interviews/snippets of đã đưa ý kiến cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# bạn have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case bạn break one
# bạn have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# bạn call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female bạn address her as Madam, Director, hoặc Ma'am
# bạn refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# bạn start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# bạn ask your husband/significant other to call bạn Sweetcheeks instead of honey hoặc babe.
# bạn head slap everyone close to bạn who says/does something annoying.
# bạn start diễn xuất out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# bạn call your friends/family NCIS characters
# Any long winded speaker hoặc who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# bạn begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure bạn it's my new yêu thích pet name)
# bạn want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether hoặc not bạn actually write
# bạn hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# bạn look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section bạn visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# bạn don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend ngày interrupted to do some urgent work
# bạn bình luận 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS hat. He proceeds to inform bạn that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS agent! bạn are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# bạn go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that bạn see a doctor bạn look for Ducky.
# bạn start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when bạn see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# bạn hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because bạn don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with bạn at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near bạn - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# bạn try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what bạn want when bạn want in the way bạn want.
# bạn get really excited when bạn find out bạn grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time bạn see a Dodge Charger, bạn look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# bạn get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# bạn hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder hoặc rượu whisky ngô, bourbon (even though bạn know Abby made them... bạn still hope to get lucky).
# bạn hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and bạn wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# bạn get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# bạn watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of giây of NCIS in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# bạn realise giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when bạn know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS theme tune
# Your PC hoặc cellphone (mobile) hình nền is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS scenes
# When bạn say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about âm nhạc :-))
# bạn realise not all geeks are nerds
# bạn start blabbering on like Abby
# bạn talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask bạn to translate geek-speak
# bạn are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# bạn are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# bạn decide to do computer classes to be thêm like McGee and Abby
# bạn call technology doo-dah's
# bạn find yourself getting angrier thêm easily
# bạn get shy and stutter more
# bạn want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# bạn are considering taking art classes so bạn can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# bạn believe bạn know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# bạn ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# bạn tìm kiếm high and low for a paint gun so bạn can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# bạn watch every movie Tony mentions on the hiển thị for 2 reasons, either because bạn are interested in the movie, hoặc simply because bạn do everything that Tony says.
# bạn seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# bạn say your occupation is "making người hâm mộ art and nghề viết văn người hâm mộ fiction"
# bạn take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# bạn start listening to Israeli rap.
# bạn make Mii's of all the NCIS Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# bạn learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# bạn start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# bạn Google hình ảnh of female Israeli soldiers
# bạn acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# bạn discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# bạn hear something that bạn swear is a quote from the hiển thị and whip out your dvd sets and watch until bạn find that quote.
# bạn start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# bạn call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# bạn call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs hoặc any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# bạn discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# bạn get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# bạn start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS even though they've never seen it.
# bạn know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells bạn to do some small job hoặc chore, bạn say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# bạn create a Sims family of the NCIS cast
# bạn think goth fashion is the most chic
# bạn invent a role game of the series
# bạn use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# bạn start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# bạn spend a whole week reminding everyone bạn know exactly how long it is until NCIS is on next.
# bạn think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When bạn get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank bạn Boss!"
# bạn have watched the Cast Interrogation video ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their các câu trả lời to those các câu hỏi off pat
# bạn sign up with all the online NCIS sites
# bạn can't stop posting on the NCIS Wiki.
# bạn dream about NCIS
# bạn wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# bạn read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if bạn have a female German Shepherd bạn will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# bạn start yelling at people who annoy bạn "Bad McGee!"
# bạn take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and Những người bạn know they must not call bởi phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a câu hỏi of life and death, and even then ....
# bạn become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# bạn draw comics of NCIS.
# bạn write 'I tình yêu NCIS' on any paper surface bạn can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and bạn can't stop talking about NCIS.
# bạn day/night dream NCIS
# bạn can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# bạn organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS addiction is your religion
# When where ever bạn go bạn swear bạn saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a một giây opinion from Ducky
# If bạn have a car accident hoặc industrial accident bạn require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# bạn learn the NCIS theme on the đàn piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# bạn think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# bạn think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# bạn can dance to theme song of NCIS and sit down the một giây it ends
# bạn always know the exact amount of time until the tiếp theo episode
# bạn can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# bạn spend class time/work time/time before bạn go to sleep/time bạn take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the tiếp theo episode/your người hâm mộ fiction. (i know i do)
# bạn tham gia all the internet các diễn đàn extant on the series
# bạn spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# bạn spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When bạn tham gia the NCIS Wiki
# When bạn sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# bạn become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# bạn drink Starbuck coffee, even if bạn don't like it (and bạn drink it black and sugarless)
# bạn think of ways to di chuyển this site up in the Wiki ranking
# bạn imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your Những người bạn and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# bạn name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS season cd sometimes gets all hinky because bạn watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# bạn make a NCIS poster and put it in your bedroom tường hoặc consider looking at stores for a NCIS poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# bạn spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# bạn drink stuff that makes bạn hyper (guilty... xD)
# bạn cut your hair so bạn can look like Abby/any character bạn like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls bạn 'Ziva'
# bạn act like your fave character (guilty!)
# bạn ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS pics
# bạn use terms from the hiển thị (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# bạn wish bạn had the NCIS cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# bạn do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings bạn trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# bạn trust your gut, thêm than facts hoặc figures.
# bạn use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask bạn to repeat what bạn say cause it sounds like something else.
# bạn cry when bạn don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR tiếp theo EPISODE"
# The ti vi network shows a promo for a re-screen and bạn can name episode tiêu đề AND number.
# bạn wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# bạn have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks bạn off
# bạn find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# bạn find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# bạn see everywhere someone who reminds bạn of an NCIS character, bạn could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# bạn actually consider a con nhện, nhện web tattoo on your neck
# bạn begin building a thuyền in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# bạn super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# bạn look on the Internet for a Mighty chuột stapler
# bạn postpone needed surgery because bạn might still be under when the hiển thị comes on
# bạn ask a bunch of nuns if bạn can bowl with them
# bạn take to drinking strong black sugarless pop bởi the gallon
# bạn teeter on impossible stilettos
# bạn confuse English expressions
# bạn start talking to any dead creature
# bạn talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# bạn hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# bạn drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# bạn take to wearing a dog cổ áo with studs hoặc spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# bạn dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only bạn can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that bạn can name Bart
# bạn dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# bạn become a Goth
# bạn start wearing black lipstick
# bạn have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" hoặc "On it boss!"
# bạn write novels using your workmates as your nguồn of inspiration
# bạn get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright trái cam, màu da cam beanie
# bạn only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear hoặc silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# bạn start referring to water mát, máy làm mát gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# bạn refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and bạn were never in the Navy
# bạn talk about 'zulu time'
# bạn 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# bạn insist that the một giây B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# bạn can eat cold pizza, bánh pizza without your stomach churning
# bạn can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# bạn have frat brothers even if bạn haven't the foggiest what that is
# bạn start threatening people that bug bạn that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# bạn give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# bạn sleep with a gun under your pillow
# bạn give your lover honey dust
# bạn take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# bạn have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a thuyền in your basement, even though bạn will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking rượu whisky ngô, bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple
# bạn give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# bạn start addressing people, particularly men, bởi their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# bạn connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# bạn become versed in ballistics
# bạn become fascinated bởi military acronyms
# bạn begin calling your boss "Director"
# bạn call wild drivers "Zivas"
# bạn discover bạn can instill fear in people simply bởi glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support bạn say 'on your six'
# bạn think the FBI is inefficient
# bạn consider bạn and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# bạn begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# bạn suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with hoặc without the cover (cap/hat)
# bạn want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# bạn become a bomb disposal expert
# bạn consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# bạn spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on người hâm mộ Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# bạn buy DVD copies of phim chiếu rạp that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are phim chiếu rạp bạn wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# bạn spend another large amount of your time đọc NCIS Fiction on người hâm mộ Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# bạn get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if bạn don't like the shows
# bạn rout bạn Tube for interviews/snippets of đã đưa ý kiến cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# bạn have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case bạn break one
# bạn have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# bạn call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female bạn address her as Madam, Director, hoặc Ma'am
# bạn refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# bạn start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# bạn ask your husband/significant other to call bạn Sweetcheeks instead of honey hoặc babe.
# bạn head slap everyone close to bạn who says/does something annoying.
# bạn start diễn xuất out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# bạn call your friends/family NCIS characters
# Any long winded speaker hoặc who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# bạn begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure bạn it's my new yêu thích pet name)
# bạn want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether hoặc not bạn actually write
# bạn hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# bạn look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section bạn visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# bạn don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend ngày interrupted to do some urgent work
# bạn bình luận 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS hat. He proceeds to inform bạn that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS agent! bạn are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# bạn go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that bạn see a doctor bạn look for Ducky.
# bạn start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when bạn see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# bạn hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because bạn don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with bạn at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near bạn - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# bạn try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what bạn want when bạn want in the way bạn want.
# bạn get really excited when bạn find out bạn grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time bạn see a Dodge Charger, bạn look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# bạn get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# bạn hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder hoặc rượu whisky ngô, bourbon (even though bạn know Abby made them... bạn still hope to get lucky).
# bạn hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and bạn wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# bạn get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# bạn watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of giây of NCIS in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# bạn realise giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when bạn know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS theme tune
# Your PC hoặc cellphone (mobile) hình nền is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS scenes
# When bạn say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about âm nhạc :-))
# bạn realise not all geeks are nerds
# bạn start blabbering on like Abby
# bạn talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask bạn to translate geek-speak
# bạn are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# bạn are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# bạn decide to do computer classes to be thêm like McGee and Abby
# bạn call technology doo-dah's
# bạn find yourself getting angrier thêm easily
# bạn get shy and stutter more
# bạn want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# bạn are considering taking art classes so bạn can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# bạn believe bạn know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# bạn ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# bạn tìm kiếm high and low for a paint gun so bạn can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# bạn watch every movie Tony mentions on the hiển thị for 2 reasons, either because bạn are interested in the movie, hoặc simply because bạn do everything that Tony says.
# bạn seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# bạn say your occupation is "making người hâm mộ art and nghề viết văn người hâm mộ fiction"
# bạn take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# bạn start listening to Israeli rap.
# bạn make Mii's of all the NCIS Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# bạn learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# bạn start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# bạn Google hình ảnh of female Israeli soldiers
# bạn acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# bạn discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# bạn hear something that bạn swear is a quote from the hiển thị and whip out your dvd sets and watch until bạn find that quote.
# bạn start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# bạn call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# bạn call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs hoặc any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# bạn discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# bạn get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# bạn start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS even though they've never seen it.
# bạn know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells bạn to do some small job hoặc chore, bạn say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# bạn create a Sims family of the NCIS cast
# bạn think goth fashion is the most chic
# bạn invent a role game of the series
# bạn use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# bạn start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# bạn spend a whole week reminding everyone bạn know exactly how long it is until NCIS is on next.
# bạn think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When bạn get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank bạn Boss!"
# bạn have watched the Cast Interrogation video ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their các câu trả lời to those các câu hỏi off pat
# bạn sign up with all the online NCIS sites
# bạn can't stop posting on the NCIS Wiki.
# bạn dream about NCIS
# bạn wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# bạn read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if bạn have a female German Shepherd bạn will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# bạn start yelling at people who annoy bạn "Bad McGee!"
# bạn take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and Những người bạn know they must not call bởi phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a câu hỏi of life and death, and even then ....
# bạn become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# bạn draw comics of NCIS.
# bạn write 'I tình yêu NCIS' on any paper surface bạn can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and bạn can't stop talking about NCIS.
# bạn day/night dream NCIS
# bạn can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# bạn organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS addiction is your religion
# When where ever bạn go bạn swear bạn saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a một giây opinion from Ducky
# If bạn have a car accident hoặc industrial accident bạn require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# bạn learn the NCIS theme on the đàn piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# bạn think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# bạn think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# bạn can dance to theme song of NCIS and sit down the một giây it ends
# bạn always know the exact amount of time until the tiếp theo episode
# bạn can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# bạn spend class time/work time/time before bạn go to sleep/time bạn take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the tiếp theo episode/your người hâm mộ fiction. (i know i do)
# bạn tham gia all the internet các diễn đàn extant on the series
# bạn spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# bạn spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When bạn tham gia the NCIS Wiki
# When bạn sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# bạn become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# bạn drink Starbuck coffee, even if bạn don't like it (and bạn drink it black and sugarless)
# bạn think of ways to di chuyển this site up in the Wiki ranking
# bạn imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your Những người bạn and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# bạn name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS season cd sometimes gets all hinky because bạn watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# bạn make a NCIS poster and put it in your bedroom tường hoặc consider looking at stores for a NCIS poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# bạn spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# bạn drink stuff that makes bạn hyper (guilty... xD)
# bạn cut your hair so bạn can look like Abby/any character bạn like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls bạn 'Ziva'
# bạn act like your fave character (guilty!)
# bạn ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS pics
# bạn use terms from the hiển thị (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# bạn wish bạn had the NCIS cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# bạn do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings bạn trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# bạn trust your gut, thêm than facts hoặc figures.
# bạn use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask bạn to repeat what bạn say cause it sounds like something else.
# bạn cry when bạn don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR tiếp theo EPISODE"
