The Return of Queen Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever bạn see apples bạn immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" bạn say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever bạn get mad at someone bạn tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and tình yêu the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to tình yêu ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" bạn say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. bạn have MLP người hâm mộ characters.
6. bạn tell people to call bạn bởi the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and bạn go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If bạn see ANYTHING that says "20%" bạn burst into laughter.
9. If bạn see the word rainbow, bạn immediately feel...