The Heist : Episode 2 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - bạn idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon bạn will be infamous around Equestria. bạn slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need thêm money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails and stopping train on the bridge. Get in - get her - blow the bridge say goodbye to the train. Sounds easy and IS easy. Foolishly she didn't want alot of security and now she gonna be fucked bởi Skull Gang!
Damien - Skull Gang?
FI - Name được trao to bạn bởi news... Kinda catchy.

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Railroad F.
Action - Start
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Jeremy - Come on... Stop stop...
*train stops*
Damien - Yo what is this shit! Titanium doors hoặc what?
FI - Oh shit... Kill Guards around... We gonna drop bạn explosives. Oh shi- OH SHIT! Get ready for heavy impact with special forces!
*13 phút of fight with Police*
FI - They are retreating units for thêm power in tiếp theo assault use this time.
Pilot - 2 phút and I'm there.
Damien - Damn... Yo Joel why bạn hesitate to kill!
Joel - I... Never done that OK... Fuck what a mess... *vomits*
Jackson - Shit dude...
Jeremy - *sits on rock* I don't wanna die man...
Pilot - dropping c4 in bags.
Jeremy - *takes c4 and puts it on doors*
FI - There was no info about those doors... Yo they are sending army on your đít, mông, ass speed up gang.
Jeremy - Alright *detonate C4*
Twilight - *screams*
Damien - Get her!

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Hideout.
19:00
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Damien - Police gone quiet...
Jeremy - *looks on Twilight* cute face... I wonder what guy that we sell bạn to gonna do to it...
Twilight - Go to hell...
Joel - shit...
Twilight - Why bạn do this...
Damien - We need money little princess...
Joel - Alright everyone to sleep, and I see Noone here in middle of night near her. We sleep toomorow at 23:00 we have transaction in docks...
Damien - Yes sir.

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Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his Những người bạn when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the ngựa con, ngựa, pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the vòi hoa sen while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope bạn like the sports car I gave bạn thirteen years cách đây as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give bạn something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, bạn will find two thousand...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked bởi airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do bạn two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are cầu vồng Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E13 part 3

posted by Canada24

Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each năm bạn wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...

Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 1

posted by Canada24

As tribute to having finished that diễn đàn story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do bạn think bạn could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...

CHiPs 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

tiếp theo morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope bạn all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The hiển thị was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The hiển thị will be available to buy on blu cá đuối, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 8

posted by Canada24

Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, bạn invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't hiển thị up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 5

posted by Canada24

Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are bạn studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] bạn planning on being a professor hoặc something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and chanh Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...

The Train Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim

The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th ngày of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a áo, áo khoác hanger. He slowly walks...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E2 part 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [sighs] bạn know the worst thing about bạn being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to bạn for Lời khuyên about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: bạn know, 'cause bạn used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are bạn talking about? I had good Những người bạn in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any các bức ảnh from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

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1960 Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce returned to his bàn from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....

1960 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 4

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would bạn help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely bạn must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of hát the cầu vồng factory âm nhạc video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth tường styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told bạn not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd bạn bring me to Cake N' thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!

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To ten things i found bởi accident

posted by Canada24

#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, bởi all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me thêm reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..

#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what bạn think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed bởi any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: bạn know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, hoặc terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. bạn don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

Grand Theft Ponies Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case cracker were at a phone booth bởi a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...