My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic Club
tham gia
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked bởi those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but xin chào I won't give bạn any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


---
Old Warehouse
---
??? - And so bạn can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are bạn helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel bạn will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - hiển thị yourself and stop using radio bạn are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still hàng đầu, đầu trang wanted and I don't want to hiển thị myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Luật sư đấu trí ammo and orther things bạn need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. bạn will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where bạn want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


---
On road
---


FI - So let's brief bạn in. bạn are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of vàng recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of bạn will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main vault, kho tiền and get inside, in vault, kho tiền explode the titanium vault, kho tiền and get the gold, anything else bạn are getting for yourself if bạn want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


---
Ponyville Bank
Action - start
---
*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone di chuyển hoặc we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them bạn can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
---
*5 phút later*
---
FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your đít, mông, ass speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, bạn and bạn with kid go with me *goes to vault, kho tiền hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters vault, kho tiền and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told bạn small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the van come on!
FI - Nice bạn go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google hình ảnh
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? bạn here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this ngựa con, ngựa, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
continue reading...
posted by applejackrocks
The tiếp theo morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: bạn promise not to tell?
AJ: vượt qua, cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie chuông, bell was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
continue reading...
posted by StarWarsFan7
Friendship is Magic, Part 1
Friendship is Magic, Part 2
The Ticket Master
Applebuck Season
Griffon the Brush Off
Boast Busters
Dragonshy
Look Before bạn Sleep
cương ngựa, dây cương, bridle Gossip
Swarm of the Century
Winter bọc Up
Call of the Cutie
Fall Weather Friends
Suited for Success
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Sonic Rainboom
Stare Master
The hiển thị Stoppers
A Dog and ngựa con, ngựa, pony Show
Green Isn't Your Color
Over a Barrel
A Bird in the Hoof
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Party of One
The Best Night Ever
added by karinabrony
Source: Me
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by ChevalNoir
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's bạn right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a con chuột inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is thêm normal than chill life-

Joel -...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
This was a mistake. 4th place: 10:46 3rd place: 14:58 2nd place: 29:29 1st place: 37:49
video
my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony
friendship is magic
the một giây opinion
channel frederator
the 2nd opinion
twilight sparkle
cầu vồng dash
pinkie pie
fluttershy
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
rarity
spike
luna
discord
starlight glimmer
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet táo, apple Acres, especially rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the ngựa con, ngựa, pony of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE tiếp theo DAY....
continue reading...