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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like bạn told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't get it fixed, we can't get any trains to go up the hill.
Jeff: We're aware of that Pete. Now, how do we stop those gangsters?
Pete: bạn mean the mafia?
Jeff: Same thing.
Pete: I know a good friend that can help us. I'll go call him right now. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Jeff, do bạn have any money that I can borrow?
Jeff: Why do bạn want to borrow money?
Stylo: Pierce keeps winning it from me in poker.
Jeff: Can't bạn quit?
Stylo: No. I need that money back now.
Jeff: I can't help you.
Stylo: Aw, please?
Jeff: Nope.

Meanwhile in Pete's office

Pete: Hello, Michael?
Michael: Pete? What's up?
Pete: I have to hủy bỏ our meeting. The mafia is attacking us, and we need to fix some track.
Michael: Okay. What time do bạn want to postpone the meeting to?
Pete: tiếp theo friday sounds good.
Michael: Okay. Good luck with those gangsters.
Pete: Mafia.
Michael: Same thing. *Hangs up*
Pete: Now, to make another call. *Dialing number*
Magnum: *Answers phone* Hello.
Pete: Magnum, it's me Pete Reimer.
Magnum: Peter! How are bạn my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother bạn at all.
Pete: What kind of tank did bạn have in mind?
Magnum: A Sherman. I was just fixing this tank that got back from Korea last year. bạn can have it in thirty minutes.
Pete: Sure. Thanks. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Percy told me bạn were having trouble with the mafia.
Pete: Relax, I got the problem to get rid of those scumbags.
Hawkeye: Did bạn call the cops?
Pete: No. Even better.
Hawkeye: The police?!
Pete: No. A friend of mine is going to bring in a Sherman tank.
Hawkeye: bạn have really gone crazy.
Pete: Nope. It wasn't my idea.
Hawkeye: You're still crazy.
Pete: Bullshit. Now get out of here, I'm going to make an announcement.
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Pete: *On speaker* Attention everypony. A tank will be here in thirty minutes. Under no circumstances are bạn to touch it. I will use it to scare away the mafia, and then it goes back to it's rightful owner. Do not go near the tank at all!

Everypony understood, but Gordon and Coffee Creme were not around to hear the message. They would arrive at the station from Kimball Nebraska.

2 B continued
 Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after cầu vồng Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do bạn know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want bạn to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go bởi the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 John's car
John's car
The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your áo sơ mi off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your áo sơ mi off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: bạn ok?
John: I'm fine....
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After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another ngựa con, ngựa, pony walked in.

??: Hey. Are bạn alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. bạn three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two Kỳ lân with an trái cam, màu da cam pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd bạn see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're diễn xuất like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....
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Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to Kiss other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: bạn two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were bạn thinking when bạn kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, bạn cannot Kiss other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As bạn probably know, in Equestria there are thêm mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: bạn all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of bạn need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do bạn do that?
Pete: bạn got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. bạn can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your ngày off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...
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Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do bạn know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps bạn should try looking at an actual world map instead...
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 Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Pete was discussing his plan on how to get back at Gordon

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to.
Orion: Like a spy?
Pete: Yup.
Bartholomew: *teleports tiếp theo to Pete*
Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that.
Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all.
Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*
Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mew
Bartholomew: *laughs* bạn don't have to call me bởi my full name. Bart will do nicely.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart.
Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...
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Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 giây later

Fluttershy: Oh no! thêm airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If bạn say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: hiển thị business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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The B&O worker came back with his boss.

B&O boss: Ok, so bạn want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this.
Coffee Creme: What is it?
B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines bạn want are over there. They're all yours.
Hawkeye: Thank bạn so much. *goes to engines*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.

The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.

Hawkeye: Now we give these two a run on U.P...
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After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a thuyền heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will bạn be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little thêm private shall we?

There was a warehouse tiếp theo to...
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The taxis stopped at the park. Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy ran out of the cabs quickly.

cab driver 1: What do bạn suppose they're doing?
cab driver 2: No clue, half of them we're carrying a pick, and a shovel.
cab driver 1: We better find out about this
Sam: *crashes into fence*
Rarity: I don't want to find the money!
Spike: What do bạn mean? Aren't bạn curious to find out about all this?
Rarity: I'm thêm disgusted. *walks away*
Spike: Jeez.
Mirage: *drives toward entrance*
Shining Armor: *does the same*
Twilight: Man let's go find the money!
Pinkie Pie: *sees cab drivers* Who are they?...
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The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do bạn see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. thêm serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a ngựa con, ngựa, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ngựa con, ngựa, pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the ngôi sao wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: xin chào look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other tên lửa carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's di chuyển up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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 Hater's hotrod
Hater's hotrod
We were heading for Philadalphia having just crossed the Tappan Zee Bridge when Jade was on her laptop.

Sean: Good thing this car has Wi-fi. What are bạn doing?
Jade: I'm sending a message to every brony about the assault on Philadalphia.
Sean: Perfect. We gotta stop to refuel though.

So we stopped at a gas station after getting off the highway.

Jade: I think that store is oepn. Let's get some food!
Sean: Ok.
Hater 643: *drives up in '32 ford*
Sean: Whoa, that's a very cool car.
Hater 643: I found them!
Sean: What?
Hater 643: *pushes me to ground*
Jade: What the heck?
Hater 643: *kicks my face*
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