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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like bạn told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't get it fixed, we can't get any trains to go up the hill.
Jeff: We're aware of that Pete. Now, how do we stop those gangsters?
Pete: bạn mean the mafia?
Jeff: Same thing.
Pete: I know a good friend that can help us. I'll go call him right now. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Jeff, do bạn have any money that I can borrow?
Jeff: Why do bạn want to borrow money?
Stylo: Pierce keeps winning it from me in poker.
Jeff: Can't bạn quit?
Stylo: No. I need that money back now.
Jeff: I can't help you.
Stylo: Aw, please?
Jeff: Nope.

Meanwhile in Pete's office

Pete: Hello, Michael?
Michael: Pete? What's up?
Pete: I have to hủy bỏ our meeting. The mafia is attacking us, and we need to fix some track.
Michael: Okay. What time do bạn want to postpone the meeting to?
Pete: tiếp theo friday sounds good.
Michael: Okay. Good luck with those gangsters.
Pete: Mafia.
Michael: Same thing. *Hangs up*
Pete: Now, to make another call. *Dialing number*
Magnum: *Answers phone* Hello.
Pete: Magnum, it's me Pete Reimer.
Magnum: Peter! How are bạn my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother bạn at all.
Pete: What kind of tank did bạn have in mind?
Magnum: A Sherman. I was just fixing this tank that got back from Korea last year. bạn can have it in thirty minutes.
Pete: Sure. Thanks. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Percy told me bạn were having trouble with the mafia.
Pete: Relax, I got the problem to get rid of those scumbags.
Hawkeye: Did bạn call the cops?
Pete: No. Even better.
Hawkeye: The police?!
Pete: No. A friend of mine is going to bring in a Sherman tank.
Hawkeye: bạn have really gone crazy.
Pete: Nope. It wasn't my idea.
Hawkeye: You're still crazy.
Pete: Bullshit. Now get out of here, I'm going to make an announcement.
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Pete: *On speaker* Attention everypony. A tank will be here in thirty minutes. Under no circumstances are bạn to touch it. I will use it to scare away the mafia, and then it goes back to it's rightful owner. Do not go near the tank at all!

Everypony understood, but Gordon and Coffee Creme were not around to hear the message. They would arrive at the station from Kimball Nebraska.

2 B continued
 Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
added by windwakerguy430
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe bạn pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're bạn heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are bạn going!?

Master Sword: Didn't bạn hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the đã đưa ý kiến bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one thêm time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' thêm to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be thêm to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And cầu vồng Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: caroo
#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much thêm serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the ngày to ngày activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: xin chào everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: bạn know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: bạn were supposed to make them laugh bạn idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
 Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen bạn here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to giường with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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Source: Fluttershy is the best ngựa con, ngựa, pony ever!
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Source: me
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Source: Google X3
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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