Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* bạn know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering thêm speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then they take another train on the Harlem Division to get into the Bronx.
Bartholomew: What division are we on?
Lady: The Hudson Division.
Bartholomew: Why is it called that?
Lady: Look to your left.
Bartholomew: *Looking at Hudson River* Oh, I get it. That's pretty clever. If I'm not mistaken, the Hudson Division is also part of the Water Level Route into Chicagoat.
Lady: That's right.
Bartholomew: Good old Chicagoat. I went there once when I still worked on the U.P.
Lady: Could bạn tell me about it?
Bartholomew: Certainly. What happened was, a crazy ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Orion Stardust caused an accident in the train yard on purpose, just before I was assigned to be the conductor of a freight going into Chicagoat.
Lady: Continue.
Bartholomew: Our train was being pulled bởi five diesels, but one of them was having engine trouble.
Lady: Nothing like the good old steam locomotive. Always reliable, and rarely breaking down.
Lady: So what did bạn have to do?
Bartholomew: We just stopped, and another engine had to take over. Nothing serious really, but just a little bit of an adventure.
Lady: Sounds like one for sure.

Soon, a tunnel could be seen in the distance, and in front of the tunnel was a station.

Lady: We have to stop here, and drop off some baggage.
Bartholomew: Oh really?
Lady: Yeah.
Skywalker: *Flying bởi train* xin chào Lady, wanna go on a ngày tonight? I'm buying!
Lady: No thank bạn Skywalker.
Bartholomew: Skywalker? What kind of a name is that?
Lady: I know, right?
Bartholomew: If bạn ask me, it sounds thêm like the last name for somepony.
Lady: Who?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I'm sure a movie will be created about him sometime in the future. Many movie companies are creative bạn know.
Lady: Right.
Skywalker: Hey, did bạn forget about me?
Lady: Of course not.
Skywalker: Good, because my train got derailed further up the line. Be careful.
Lady: Who do bạn think bạn are, Casey Jones?
Skywalker: Maybe I am. bạn got a problem with that?
Porters: *Finish unloading mail*
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: We'll argue again later. *Blows whistle twice, and drives away*
Skywalker: *Lands on station* Hey, I need help getting my train back on the tracks.
Porters: We're porters, not a breakdown gang.
Skywalker: Well get the breakdown gang so they can get my train back on the tracks.
Porters: Right. *Go inside to talk on telephone*

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Warning: I could not get Skywalker's bức ảnh on here, so here's a link to it instead link

Lady's engine for the train

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ChibiEmmy At least there isn't a Gordon here! I think I jinxed it, shit. Great job again!

Seanthehedgehog There is no such thing as a jinx.

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? bạn seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the ngựa con, ngựa, pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to ngày her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Những người bạn with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* bạn tell her what bạn think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, bạn already đã đưa ý kiến that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three phút later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their tiếp theo assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* bạn cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger đã đưa ý kiến he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He đã đưa ý kiến bạn were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with bạn now, but if bạn keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have bạn fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, hoặc chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson xe mô tô on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle tiếp theo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular ngày at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten phút of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing thêm tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: bạn wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask bạn a question. What do bạn know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are bạn asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat bánh nướng nhỏ On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the bánh nướng nhỏ factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ngựa con, ngựa, pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* cầu vồng Dash đã đưa ý kiến there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious ngày for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to tìm kiếm for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars bạn could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when cầu vồng Dash, and her Những người bạn found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond chó arrived, they lấy trộm, đánh cắp the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the bờ biển, bãi biển with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and bạn Kỳ lân can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever lấy trộm, đánh cắp our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what bạn wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, hoặc a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a ngẫu nhiên BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H xin chào Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk hoặc something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I tình yêu bạn Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cầu vồng Dash, Rarity, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: bạn didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, bạn see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

tiếp theo morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings chuông, bell on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis bởi helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits tiếp theo to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* bạn two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed bởi a town bởi there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let bạn talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

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Sweet táo, táo, apple Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have thêm ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till tiếp theo time my dear những người hâm mộ :)

I'm suppose to write thêm words so here's ngẫu nhiên Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Mất tích his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic cầu vồng as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...