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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented thêm ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years hoặc so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess.
Melissa: Hey, I just noticed something. Aren't bạn supposed to be at work? bạn normally get back bởi 7.
James: They locked me out, and did the same to every worker.
Toby: Wow. Also, that just reminded me. This súng colt, con trăn, colt in my class was badmouthing you, just because of your job.
James: Well he can badmouth me all he wants. He doesn't know me, and I don't know him. What has he been saying?
Toby: He says that bạn should either get a new job, hoặc jump off a cliff.
James: Well, I'll tell bạn one thing Toby. Many of the other workers plan to go on strike, and if that does happen, I'm definitely getting a new job.
Martha: bữa tối, bữa ăn tối will be ready in thirty minutes.
James: Ok.
Toby: Thanks mom.
Melissa: Thank bạn mommy.

Meanwhile, in the steel mills.

Andrew: Henry, I understand your hatred towards the union, but are all the snipers, and water cannons really neccesary?
Henry: Yes. We can't allow the union to shut down this mill.
Andrew: Well...
Henry: What do bạn think about what I've done?
Andrew: It is nice. See if bạn can reinforce the walls with thêm steel.
Henry: We need the workers for that.
Andrew: No we don't. We can do it ourselves. How hard can it be?

Andrew was right. It wasn't hard, but it definitely wasn't easy.

Henry: *Making steel*
Andrew: Good. *Making steel* After reinforcing these walls, we should make some shields in front of them.
Henry: bạn got it boss.

So the two ponies continued making steel, so that they could modify the mill. Word soon spread around, and ponies in Pittsburgh started calling the mill, Fort Frick.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was nghề viết văn down a giáng sinh list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the tiếp theo episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like bạn during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real vựa, chuồng trại, barn burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have cầu vồng Dash with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run bởi two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the ngày Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. bạn need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew bạn your whole life.
Saten: bạn mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew bạn your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, bạn always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) bạn were drunk.
Saten: If it makes bạn feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if bạn say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
cầu vồng Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, cầu vồng Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi cầu vồng Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't bạn see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are bạn going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know bạn know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some đã đưa ý kiến "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed bởi the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around bởi herself to discover thêm on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. bạn have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like Nữ hoàng băng giá for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? hoặc like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks hiển thị up tiếp theo to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to hiển thị up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted thêm weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do bạn have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners bạn got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: bạn know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give bạn another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad bạn think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream thuyền (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping bởi soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing lò nướng bánh, máy nướng bánh mỳ bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bulstrode
Bulstrode
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the ngựa con, ngựa, pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these thuyền đáy bằng, gondola freight cars were pushed bởi Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told bởi Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two thuyền đáy bằng, gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my yêu thích moments is found on my thông tin các nhân pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a lê, quả lê instead of apple.
Choosing death if an trái cam, màu da cam hoặc a trái chuối, chuối were her only thực phẩm opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her táo, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora was waiting outside the cửa hàng for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please báo cáo to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be đọc free cún yêu, con chó con posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" đã đưa ý kiến Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...
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added by Basket_Case
Source: My Little Brony
posted by Seanthehedgehog
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian ngựa con, ngựa, pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored bởi Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...
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