posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.
German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no bạn don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*
Con: *lifts nightmare moon*
Nightmare moon: put me down!
Con: your wish is my command *drops nightmare moon in water*
Double X: let's get outta here
Con: there's an escape pod we can take.
Isosceles: hold it! Aren't bạn forgetting some pony?
Isosceles: bạn need to defeat me if bạn want to escape alive!
Con: *grabs gun*
Isosceles: wait, what are bạn doing?
Con: defeating bạn *kills isosceles*
Double X: there's the escape pod
The two got in, and escaped
Nightmare moon: *turns back into Luna* I'm in the ocean, and an explosion just happened. What the fuck did I miss out on?
Con: for an escape pod it's luxurious in here.
Double X: *points gun at con* the mission is over. Any last words?
Con: why don't we make it worth a while?
Double X: what?
Con: we should make out.
Double X: But we're not allowed to.
Con: no one will know.
S: sir? Unidentified object coming toward us.
M.l.: let it in
P: *looks in escape pod*
Con & double X: *making out*
Double x: *sees crowd* con
M.l.: double x
P: mane what do bạn think you're doing?
Con: *puts hoove on heart* I'm pledging allegiance to the United States sir *closes blinds*