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posted by Katie_Kat200
First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the thực phẩm (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a người hâm mộ fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History người hâm mộ Fiction hoặc something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3


Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her thư viện cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another ngày in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.


“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.

“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found bởi any other pony.

Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the đài phun nước of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.

“Say, aren’t bạn gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of giây and than burst out laughing.

“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are bạn going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.

“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 một phút shower, “How about today I go visit rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack and see how’s she’s doing?”

“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.

“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving bạn alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”

“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”

“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.

“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.

“Cross my tim, trái tim and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.

“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.

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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to ngẫu nhiên ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.

“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.

“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.

“Actually, I was going to tell bạn that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”

“Oh, as her student, bạn want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what bạn should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.

“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”

“Whatever bạn come up with, we ponies will be behind bạn the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.

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rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.

“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack said.

“Actually, I was wondering if bạn could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.

“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s táo, apple Harvest and I can’t let the táo, apple Family down,” rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.

“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can bạn place four apples in a certain position for me?”

“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on hàng đầu, đầu trang of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.

“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do bạn have any spare stone left?”

“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.

“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.

“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.

“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight đã đưa ý kiến excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.

It probably isn't what bạn expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If bạn wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, bạn can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the tiếp theo chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the vòi hoa sen -_-
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy hiển thị that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank bạn everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank bạn very much....
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bạn see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, bạn got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, bạn got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If bạn wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If bạn wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is thêm than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what bạn needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult ngựa con, ngựa, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's hàng đầu, đầu trang student, i always thought there was something thêm to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're thêm than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted bởi his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's hiển thị is here.

Tom: Now, most of bạn probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give bạn an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and bạn stop at a red light. Do bạn ever try to di chuyển an extra inch hoặc two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when bạn see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. bạn just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining bạn with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most gần đây film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His gần đây role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but bạn know what another được ưa chuộng target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now bạn assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do bạn really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy hiển thị without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, hoặc the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, hoặc Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things bạn should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: bạn know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where bạn can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy hiển thị that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank bạn everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank bạn very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help bạn officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. bạn know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times bởi a blue unicorn. He gets punched one thêm time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted bởi the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are bạn angry at me?
Jake: bạn owe me an apology for the way bạn talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are bạn getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: bạn quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 hoặc something, idk), is that this club has Mất tích its backbone. The gần đây year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught bởi ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid bạn don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. giáng sinh day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your ngày outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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