Tommy: Cole... bạn stupid.

Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.

Tommy: Sheneneh, bạn say you're a Christian woman... yet bạn sit here and bạn lie to these people. Now bạn better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!

Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!

Martin: Pam, do bạn prefer to be called "Ms. hoặc Mr."?
Pam: Do bạn prefer "Jack" hoặc "a**"?

Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!

Valentino: I told you, bạn could...