If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, bạn might live in Montana.

If someone in a trang chủ Depot store offers bạn assistance and they don’t even work there, bạn might live in Montana.

If you’ve worn shorts and a áo khoác at the same time, bạn might live in Montana.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, bạn might live in Montana.

If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Missoula for the weekend, bạn might live in Montana.

If bạn measure distance in hours, bạn might live in Montana.

If bạn know several people who have...

Cat's droolin' on the bar stool, shake your hips and crack your whips
Cheap seventeen and trashed out, bạn went too far, been a chó cái, bitch bạn are
Your reputation's in the bathroom, it's on the tường and down the hall
I hear you're cheatin' with my teacher after school, tell me what bạn do
When bạn know, bạn always get the boys bạn like
Play nice, then stick them with your knife, take off your insecure disguise

Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs, is that bạn
(Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs) Is that you, lookin' half way dead

Write on the mirror with your lipstick, much too vain, got scattered...