Another version of "You know your an LOTR người hâm mộ when..."
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
bạn can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
bạn have a decided opinion on the câu hỏi of the two Glorfindels.
bạn understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, bạn must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But bạn mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
bạn know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
bạn use Shire reckoning.
bạn can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
bạn think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, bạn re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
được trao a map of Middle Earth, bạn can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
bạn can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, bạn di chuyển westward.
bạn know Gil-galad's real name.
bạn know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your yêu thích ngôi sao Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
bạn have learnt to blow smoke rings.
bạn have a weed patch.
bạn own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
bạn know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, bạn prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
bạn talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR thêm than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR những người hâm mộ have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past bạn watching it, hoặc hearing bạn quote it.
Your yêu thích CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though bạn don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell bạn bạn need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" bạn want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side bạn don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week hoặc so.
When bạn can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) bạn flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 giờ lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
bạn have read/own 5 hoặc thêm Tolkien sách (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it bạn exclaim: "What?! How can bạn say that?!" and cái tát, đánh đập, smack them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing bạn talk about it bạn cái tát, đánh đập, smack her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed bạn say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and cái tát, đánh đập, smack a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind bạn of LOTR, like the way the mirror bạn got for giáng sinh that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
hoặc the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes bạn wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even hiển thị a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond bạn can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if bạn only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When bạn see that picture bạn turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When bạn see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR bạn read it as that word, like when bạn see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) bạn read it as Frodo's...
bạn spend your time copying poems from the books.
bạn have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien sách seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
bạn can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
bạn have a decided opinion on the câu hỏi of the two Glorfindels.
bạn understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, bạn must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But bạn mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
bạn know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
bạn use Shire reckoning.
bạn can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
bạn think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, bạn re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
được trao a map of Middle Earth, bạn can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
bạn can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, bạn di chuyển westward.
bạn know Gil-galad's real name.
bạn know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your yêu thích ngôi sao Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
bạn have learnt to blow smoke rings.
bạn have a weed patch.
bạn own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
bạn know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, bạn prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
bạn talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR thêm than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR những người hâm mộ have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past bạn watching it, hoặc hearing bạn quote it.
Your yêu thích CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though bạn don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell bạn bạn need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" bạn want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side bạn don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week hoặc so.
When bạn can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) bạn flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 giờ lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
bạn have read/own 5 hoặc thêm Tolkien sách (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it bạn exclaim: "What?! How can bạn say that?!" and cái tát, đánh đập, smack them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing bạn talk about it bạn cái tát, đánh đập, smack her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed bạn say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and cái tát, đánh đập, smack a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind bạn of LOTR, like the way the mirror bạn got for giáng sinh that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
hoặc the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes bạn wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even hiển thị a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond bạn can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if bạn only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When bạn see that picture bạn turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When bạn see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR bạn read it as that word, like when bạn see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) bạn read it as Frodo's...
bạn spend your time copying poems from the books.
bạn have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien sách seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.