kyle's hot sweaty toes

MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that bạn and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that bạn and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that bạn and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how bạn and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that bạn could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a câu hỏi that would change our relationship forever.

"kyle, how do bạn do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " bạn know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that bạn could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned phía trước, chuyển tiếp and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.

Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.

Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were an toàn, két an toàn from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.

"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.

He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.

"Am I right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave Kenny a một giây death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!

When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did bạn think of A ngày To Remember? bởi the way, I tình yêu your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really tình yêu them! Thank bạn for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have Mất tích all respectthat i had for him.

Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was hát the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was thêm like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The tiếp theo morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black Converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.

When I get to my room, i take my ipod out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and tìm kiếm "A ngày To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"

It was tình yêu at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My yêu thích line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:

"This town will be the downfall of us all."

It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A ngày To Remember until the sun went down.

"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.

For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a thêm interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A ngày To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A ngày To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.

The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall hoặc something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final chuông, bell rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right tiếp theo to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.

"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle

"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.

"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.

"I think bạn might like A ngày To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.

"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.

Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.

"Oh that's cool. Why don't bạn guys have sex in the woods hoặc something?" Cartman asked us.

I coudn't believe he đã đưa ý kiến that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.

"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.

"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together

An giờ and a half later, the chuông, bell rang, meaning that it's time for recess. Everyone else ran outside, except for Kyle and I. I have nothing to look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to in recess, except for a clique of girls calling me emo. I'm not emo! Just because I like emo âm nhạc doesn't mean that I'm emo. I would never cut myself.

Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.

"Look, just because bạn passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I đã đưa ý kiến to kyle once we were outside.

I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.

"hello there,
The Angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want

where bạn can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."

I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five phút later I get a response:

"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time

''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like bạn all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about bạn take the empty bàn tiếp theo to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle đã đưa ý kiến obediantly, as he took a ghế, chỗ ngồi at the bàn to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether hoặc not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' bởi Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:

When the bus started to di chuyển again, I took my ipod out of my backpack. I went to the âm nhạc and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' bởi Wheatus, my yêu thích song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super được ưa chuộng and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.

"You know, you'd be pretty cool if bạn were a boy." cartman đã đưa ý kiến real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the đường phố, street and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat tiếp theo to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the ghế, chỗ ngồi right behind the bus driver. It's like that ghế, chỗ ngồi was reserved for me hoặc something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.